Based On True Events

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Based On True Events

procrastination-memes, developer-life-memes, coding-reality-memes, distraction-memes, productivity-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal love triangle of every developer's existence! Your code is LITERALLY collecting dust while you're busy watching cat videos and reorganizing your desk for the fifth time today. Meanwhile, actual programming is standing there, UTTERLY BETRAYED, wondering what it did to deserve this level of neglect! The audacity of us to call ourselves "pro" anything when we're professional avoiders of the very thing we're supposed to be doing! The relationship status between a developer and their actual work? It's complicated, honey. VERY complicated. 💅

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