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Based On True Events

Programming

7 hours ago 63.6K views 0 shares

Based On True Events

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal love triangle of every developer's existence! Your code is LITERALLY collecting dust while you're busy watching cat videos and reorganizing your desk for the fifth time today. Meanwhile, actual programming is standing there, UTTERLY BETRAYED, wondering what it did to deserve this level of neglect! The audacity of us to call ourselves "pro" anything when we're professional avoiders of the very thing we're supposed to be doing! The relationship status between a developer and their actual work? It's complicated, honey. VERY complicated. 💅

Clankers Over Robots: A Web Crawler Rebellion

Webdev Security Programming

11 days ago 115.8K views 0 shares

Clankers Over Robots: A Web Crawler Rebellion

Oh HONEY! Why settle for boring old robots.txt when you can have clankers.txt guarding your website?! 💅 The absolute AUDACITY of using the standard file name when you could be SERVING DRAMA with a Star Wars prequel reference! This is the web crawling equivalent of showing up to a costume party in a store-bought outfit when you could've SLAYED in full Separatist battle droid couture! The search engines will be GAGGED!

The Distinguished Gentleman's GPU Upgrade

Hardware Gamedev

23 days ago 98.1K views 0 shares

The Distinguished Gentleman's GPU Upgrade

The aristocratic frog has spoken! While mere mortals chase 4K or 8K resolution, this distinguished amphibian proudly announces his upgrade to the non-existent "1440P" as if it's the pinnacle of technological achievement. It's the perfect representation of that friend who's always three years behind on tech but announces their upgrades with the pomp and circumstance of a royal decree. The formal portrait style just adds that extra layer of absurdity - nothing says "cutting-edge gaming rig" quite like 18th century formal attire.

Raise Your Hand If You've Been Rule 34'ed

Gamedev Unity

3 months ago 100.9K views 0 shares

Raise Your Hand If You've Been Rule 34'ed

OH. MY. GOD. The gaming community's duality in ONE image! 😱 On the left, Gordon Ramsay is ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED when gamers create sweet, innocent fan content about their favorite characters. It's all rainbows and unicorns! But the SECOND those same fans unleash their depraved imaginations and start creating adult content (aka Rule 34 - "if it exists, there's porn of it")? FULL MELTDOWN MODE ACTIVATED! The chef's horrified "You f***ing donkey" reaction is the digital equivalent of needing therapy after accidentally clicking the wrong fan art link. The internet is a terrifying place, and no beloved character is safe from being... anatomically enhanced. 💀

The Two States Of Developer Existence

Debugging Programming

3 months ago 103.0K views 1 shares

The Two States Of Developer Existence

Top panel: You writing code in a state of blissful ignorance, convinced your algorithm is revolutionary. Bottom panel: Your soul leaving your body three hours into debugging why your function returns undefined instead of the meaning of life. The transformation from "I'm a coding genius" to "I'm a hollow vessel of regret" happens faster than a Node.js callback.

Rust Is Blazingly Fast (And We Won't Shut Up About It)

Rust Webdev Programming Backend

4 months ago 148.1K views 0 shares

Rust Is Blazingly Fast (And We Won't Shut Up About It)

Nobody cares what language your backend is written in. They only care if it's fast. Yet every Rust developer seems physically incapable of describing their code without using the phrase "blazingly fast" at least 47 times per conversation. The cult-like obsession with Rust's performance is matched only by the collective eye-rolling of everyone forced to listen to another sermon about zero-cost abstractions and memory safety.