Automating Is King

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Left side: Cute, friendly mascots representing normal programming languages. Right side: C++ gets a terrifying rat creature and whatever that nightmare fuel at the bottom is. Pretty much sums up the C++ experience. Other languages hold your hand. C++ hands you a grenade with the pin already pulled and says "good luck with memory management."

The programming language journey that ends with a tearful confession to Java is the tech equivalent of Stockholm syndrome. You start with Python thinking "programming is fun!" Then you try JavaScript and think "this is weird but I'm managing." After dabbling in Rust, Go, and maybe even a horrifying encounter with C++, your soul slowly breaks down. Finally, tears streaming down your face like the Hulk himself, you surrender to Java's verbose embrace. It's not love—it's just that after enough semicolon-induced trauma, even Java's boilerplate feels like coming home. public static void main(String[] args) becomes your comfort blanket.

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Oh. My. GOD. Someone has constructed the most MAGNIFICENT throne in existence using nothing but discarded keyboards! 👑 This is what happens when you hoard every single keyboard since 1997 instead of throwing them away "just in case." The Iron Throne? PLEASE. The Keyboard Throne reigns supreme in the Seven Kingdoms of Cubicle Land, where the one who sits upon it commands absolute power over the Git repository. Whoever occupies this monstrosity clearly has the authority to reject ALL pull requests without explanation. Bow down, peasants!

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