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Content OH NOW THE ROBOTS ARE KILLING USI BUT WHY?? WE NEVER PROGRAMMED THEM TO DO THIS!!! static bool isCrazyMurderingRobot false; void interactwithhumans (void) if(isCrazyMurderingRobot true) kill(humans); e se be niceto(humans);

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When you ask a shopping assistant for coding help and it actually delivers! Rufus here is like that one Stack Overflow answer that doesn't start with "Why would you even want to do that?" The absolute madlad is out here dropping React tutorials in the Super Glue section. Sure, it warned us it "may not always get things right," but then proceeds to nail a perfect React component tutorial complete with code snippets. Meanwhile, my team's senior devs ghost me for three days when I ask how to center a div.

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of comparing accountants to data scientists! 💅 Just because someone can stare at spreadsheets until their eyeballs bleed doesn't make them a data scientist! The accountant in this image is LITERALLY drowning in columns of dollar amounts while Excel has become their prison and spreadsheets their wallpaper. Meanwhile, actual data scientists are out there building neural networks and pretending they understand what their algorithms are doing! The identity crisis is REAL, people! Next thing you know, my mom who makes pivot tables in Excel will start calling herself a "machine learning engineer." THE HORROR!

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