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Content New AI can guess whether you're gay or straight from a photograph An algorithm deduced the sexuality of people on a dating site with up to 91 accuracy, raising tricky ethical questions 40 45 50 55 60 65 70 75 80 85 90 95 0.8 1.78 An illustrated depiction of facial analysis technology similar to that used in the experiment. Illustration: Alamy

Content Requirements specification meetings be like Dev asking a question For your baby. Toeat Manager helping me out Client She thinks you want to eat her baby. ProdrammerHumor.io

Content EXPERIENCED DEVS I KNOW THAT 3 BILLION DEVICES RUN JAVA NOOB CS STUDENT JAVA IS HARD TO LEARN! NO ONE USES JAVA ANYWAY!

Content The CEO wanting to meet the young talented people that entered the company recently made with mematic Me having imposter syndrome the whole week

Content Serum Master when Scrum Master the team is still when his meeting making small-talk goes 30 minutes at 9:01 over VIA

HONEY, SWEETIE, DARLING! The absolute AUDACITY of claiming English is the most powerful language while Rust developers are literally having existential crises trying to appease the almighty borrow checker! 💅 English might get you a coffee at Starbucks, but Rust prevents entire categories of memory errors and makes your code practically bulletproof! The programming language equivalent of having bodyguards, a security system, AND a moat with alligators! Meanwhile, English can't even decide if "read" is pronounced "reed" or "red" without context! THE DRAMA!