As Long As It Works

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As Long As It Works

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DARLING, FEAST YOUR EYES on the masterpiece of mediocrity that is modern development! 💅 That bird drawing starts all proper and dignified, then SPIRALS into absolute CHAOS before somehow—SOMEHOW—still managing to fly! Just like that nightmare codebase you've been nursing along since 2018! Sure, your variables are named 'asdf' and 'temp2Final_REALFINAL', there are 47 nested if-statements, and you've commented "DO NOT TOUCH OR EVERYTHING EXPLODES," but guess what? IT WORKS! And in this economy, that's basically a standing ovation! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

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