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Content Carbo... Shut the fuck up

Content Randall Koutnik rkoutnik Follow Why programmers like cooking: You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew. You don't suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for carrots in 4.3 9:22 PM - 16 Jan 2019 1.845 Retweets 5.689 Likes 68 17 1.8K

Content R Roy The Idiot 7 months ago Recently, a file was discovered in TF2 called "coconut jpg" which is a jpg of a coconut, a comment as follows "I have no fucking idea who put this here, but when I deleted it, the game wouldn't start. Words cannot describe my fucking confusion" That can't be a good sign. S 508 97 E 15

Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): os.syal FUNNY GOLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS