Do Not Question The Elevated One

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute state of code documentation! 😂 A stop sign with a sign underneath saying "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" is the PERFECT metaphor for how we comment our code! Like, honey, I can SEE it's a for-loop, you don't need to add "// this is a for-loop" underneath it! The sheer AUDACITY of developers explaining the blindingly obvious while leaving the actual cryptic nightmare code completely undocumented. Meanwhile, that function that summons demons when Mercury is in retrograde? Zero comments. ZERO! But don't worry, that variable named 'x'? Thoroughly explained as "x variable." THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! 💅

The PostgreSQL docs really said "don't @ me" with calendar math. That snarky response about complaining to the Pope is peak database documentation energy. It's like the author got tired of people arguing about whether the 21st century started in 2000 or 2001 and just decided to drop the mic with SQL receipts. The query results don't lie - December 2000 is century 20, February 2001 is century 21. And if you have a problem with that logic, good luck getting the Vatican to change 2000 years of calendar conventions for your database query.

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Developers love to brag about their favorite language having first-class functions like it's some revolutionary feature that makes them superior beings. Meanwhile, literally every modern programming language since the 90s: "Yeah, we have that too." JavaScript, Python, Rust, Go, even Java got with the program eventually. It's like being proud your car has wheels. Sure, functional programming is cool and all, but acting like your language invented the concept of passing functions around is peak programmer delusion. Newsflash: functions as values aren't a personality trait, they're just... standard equipment at this point.

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