Anyone know where I could get a nice D&D’esque template for this list? Going to gift it with a D20

[text] Top 20 Replies by Programmers when their programs dont work… 20. Thats weird. 19. Its never done that before. 18. It worked yesterday. 17. How is that possible 16. It must be a hardware problem. 15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash 14. There has to be something funky in your data. 13. havent touched that module in weeks 12. You must have the wrong version. 11. Its just some unlucky coincidence. 10. cant test everything 9. THIS cant be the source of THAT. 8. It works but it hasnt been tested. 7. Somebody must have changed my code. 6. Did you check for a virus on your system 5. Even though it doesnt work how does it feel 4. You cant use that version on your system. 3. Why do you want to do it that way 2. Where were you when the program blew up 1. It works on my machine.