The 3 AM Debugging Epiphany

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The 3 AM Debugging Epiphany

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The brain that won't let you sleep but suddenly becomes a debugging genius at 3 AM. Nothing like lying in bed, desperately trying to rest, when your brain decides that's the perfect moment to solve the bug that's been haunting you for 6 hours. The universe's cruelest joke is that your best code solutions arrive precisely when you have no access to a keyboard. And by morning? That brilliant fix will have vanished like a dream, leaving only the vague memory that you once knew greatness.

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