Any Other Challenge Abby

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Any Other Challenge Abby

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When non-tech people try to "test" your credentials, they never realize they're walking into a minefield of malicious compliance. Instead of listing every computer ever made (an impossible task), Richard just wrote a loop that would rename every computer to "ever." Problem solved with minimal effort—the hallmark of any seasoned engineer. Why spend hours on a pointless task when you can spend 10 seconds writing code that technically satisfies the request? This is peak programmer efficiency: finding the laziest possible solution that's technically correct—the best kind of correct.

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