Always Think That Your User Is Stupid

Content My manager appreciating me for creating a button that closes the app Button crashing the app

Ah, the ancient IT support psychological warfare technique! Instead of embarrassing users with the classic "is it plugged in?" question (which it never is), this genius IT veteran gives them a dignified escape route. "Unplug the cable, blow on it dramatically like it's a Nintendo cartridge from 1992, and plug it back in." Pure brilliance! The user gets to pretend they're performing critical maintenance rather than admitting they never plugged the damn thing in to begin with. It's the tech support equivalent of letting someone "find" their glasses on top of their own head. Kindness through deception - the cornerstone of all healthy IT-user relationships!

Content HE READ INTRODUCTION TO ALGORITHMS COVER TO COVER AND SOLVED ALL PROBLEMS

Content You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. 6 You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

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