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Anything I Should Add? This Will Be My New Wallpaper
Microsoft AI Windows Programming Debugging
4 days ago 173.9K views 0 shares
Anything I Should Add? This Will Be My New Wallpaper
The Windows logo is having a full-on existential crisis while puking out what appears to be... itself? Meanwhile, the bottom half is stuck on a BSOD (Blue Screen of Death) because of course it is. The company name "Microslop" with the tagline " powered vibe-coded by copilot" is just *chef's kiss*. This is basically a visual representation of Microsoft's current identity crisis: trying to slap AI into everything while their OS still crashes like it's 1995. The "vibe-coded" part is particularly savage—because apparently Copilot doesn't actually code anymore, it just vibes and hopes for the best. Which, honestly, tracks with the quality of AI-generated code suggestions we've all been getting. The self-cannibalistic imagery is spot-on too. Microsoft eating itself while trying to reinvent itself with AI, all while Windows users are just trying to get through a Tuesday without an unexpected restart.

I Found A Job (That Costs $500 A Week)
AI Programming
8 months ago 217.7K views 0 shares
I Found A Job (That Costs $500 A Week)
Ah, the dream job has finally arrived. Not only do you get to work for free as a "Prompt Engineer," but you also pay $500 weekly for the privilege of... doing unpaid work. It's basically an expensive subscription to pretend you have a job. Next up: paying for air to breathe in the office. The recruiter probably thinks they're being generous by not charging for bathroom breaks.

All Hail The Corporate Czardom
Programming Devops Agile
10 months ago 150.7K views 0 shares
All Hail The Corporate Czardom
The tech industry's desperate attempt to make "middle management" sound like absolute monarchy is reaching new heights. Forget boring titles like "Director" or "Lead" – everyone's a "Czar" now! Because nothing says "I'm approachable and collaborative" like naming yourself after autocratic Russian emperors. Next up: "JavaScript Sultan," "DevOps Dictator," and "UX Design Deity." Just waiting for someone to update their LinkedIn to "Supreme Git Overlord" with a straight face. The funniest part? The more grandiose the title, the more likely you're just managing a Jira board and begging people to come to your stand-ups.