AI will take away our jobs. Also AI: Generate pictures of migrating salmon.

Content Me: Can we go programming? Mom: No, we have a programming language at home Programming language at home: MATLAB The Language of Technical Computing

Content Programmers I'm a genius I suck

Oh look, it's the anatomy of a C/C++ developer who's been Stockholm Syndrome'd into loving the most chaotic feature of their language! This developer is literally COVERED in awards for their pointer obsession: "I love C++" on the head (naturally, it's a brain disease), "Most likely to crash" (wear it with pride, bestie), "Returning nullptr" (because why return actual values when you can return NOTHING and watch the world burn?), and the crown jewel - "Foot shooter" award. Because nothing says "I'm a responsible adult programmer" quite like giving yourself the tools to blow your own foot off on a daily basis. Pointers are like giving a toddler a loaded gun and being surprised when chaos ensues, but somehow we keep coming back for more!

Who needs clean code when you can just feel it? Developers rejecting structured programming in favor of the vastly superior method of just vibing with the codebase. Sure, your code might be an incomprehensible mess that makes future maintainers contemplate a career change, but at least it has soul . The commit message? "It works, don't ask how."

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Content 1 g 10 12 13 14 15 6 DO NOT EDIT THIS FILE UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING That sign can't stop me because I can't read!