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The bell curve of developer intelligence has spoken: only the truly enlightened (bottom 0.1% and top 0.1%) understand that standalone binaries are superior, while the mediocre 68% in the middle are screaming about containerized environments like they've discovered fire. It's the perfect illustration of how software development fashion works - the beginners and masters quietly compile to binaries while everyone with average intelligence overcomplicates deployment with Docker manifests, Kubernetes configs, and seventeen layers of abstraction just to run "Hello World." The cosmic joke? Those containers are ultimately running binaries anyway. Full circle, but with extra steps.

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Ah yes, modern gaming in a nutshell! A massive bear labeled "NEW AAA GAMES" requiring a nuclear-powered rig with "RTX 5090, AMD RX 7900, 64GB RAM, 1TB SSD" just to launch the title screen. Meanwhile, the humble wolf "DOOM 1993" runs perfectly on a calculator with "CPU, GPU (OPTIONAL)" specs. The real joke? That GitHub Actions workflow is gonna time out before your AAA game even finishes downloading the shader cache. Meanwhile, DOOM is probably already running on your CI/CD pipeline's error logs.

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