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Content The human brain is amazing. It functions 247 from the day we're born and only stops when you're writing code or speaking to someone attractive

Easiest "Where's Waldo" ever created! The programmer is clearly the one person dressed like they rolled out of bed at 2pm, wearing shorts, a t-shirt with some obscure reference, and sporting that magnificent hair that hasn't seen a brush since the last code review. While everyone else dressed for an actual workplace, our hero dressed for what truly matters: comfort during those 12-hour debugging sessions. The correlation between coding skill and formal attire has always been inversely proportional. The more casual the developer, the more terrifying their git commit history.

Content MESEEINGLINE SIS PERFECTLY CORRECT, BUTLINE4 HAD A BRACKET MISSING ME: ERROR INLINE 5

Content UN UN we've got you surrounded! come use good IDEs! love blueJ! love blueJ!

Content daisyowl daisyowl if you ever code something that "feels like a hack but it works, just remember that a CPU is literally a rock that we tricked into thinking 5:03 p.m. 14 Mar 17 3,196 RETWEETS 5,051 LIKES 17 daisyowl daisyowl 17h daisyowl not to oversimplify: first you have to flatten the rock and put lightning inside it

When your love story begins in a GitHub issue thread, you know you've found someone special. Daniel struck gold by finding a woman who can actually commit — a rare skill both in relationships and version control. Mickey's pun game is strong, but Jashan takes it to the next level with that branch warning. The ultimate developer relationship advice: maintain a clean commit history and never let anyone fork your significant other's repository. Relationship status: Successfully merged without conflicts.