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Content Does writing code make you happy? YES YESTERDAY IT ONLY MADE ME CRY 3 TIMES

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Remember when we actually had to write efficient code? Now we just throw more RAM at the problem and call it a day. The meme perfectly captures how game development evolved from "let's squeeze every bit of performance from this hardware" to "eh, just buy a better graphics card." Why optimize your code when you can make your users optimize their bank accounts instead?

Content 10:48 AM Okay, how do I undo the merge, just reset to the commit before the merge? 10:48 AM yep! and then redo the merge with the --no-ff flag you then may have to force push 10:52 AM How do I force push 10:53 AM By training with a small green jedi

Content Faking a major event would require thousands of people. Try managing a project. Getting twelve people to do what they are supposed to, on time, without blabbing early, is nearly impossible. Merlin Mann hotdogsladies My gut is that most conspiracy theorists have never been project managers. Their optimism is adorable.

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