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The String Splitting Identity Crisis

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10 months ago 402.2K views 0 shares

The String Splitting Identity Crisis

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of programming languages and their method naming! Java's all proper with its lowercase split() like some kind of reasonable adult. Then C# struts in with its fancy capital Split() thinking it's royalty or something. BUT THEN... PHP COMES CRASHING THROUGH THE WALL like a deranged sugar-fueled toddler screaming explode() ! WHO HURT THE PHP DEVELOPERS?! What kind of psychopath names a string splitting function after a violent catastrophic event?! This is why we can't have nice things in programming!

Naming A Method At 5 AM

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1 year ago 398.5K views 0 shares

Naming A Method At 5 AM

Behold, the desperate clarity of 5 AM coding. When documentation is just too formal and you need a method name that truly captures your state of mind. The best part? It's actually functional code that checks if the player is in the main menu or slaughtering enemies. Nothing says "I'll refactor this before code review" like a method name that would make HR file paperwork. Spoiler: it never gets refactored.