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When you're the last JavaScript developer at a bar full of PHP devs trying to convince you that "PHP is actually good now, we swear!" Meanwhile you're just sitting there with your single-page app wondering how you ended up in this nightmare.
The internet's current obsession with dunking on PHP has reached peak saturation. Every framework, every language, every bootcamp grad with two weeks of React experience feels personally obligated to remind PHP that it exists. And PHP? It's still out here powering like 77% of the web, completely unbothered, paying the bills while everyone else argues about which JavaScript framework will be obsolete next month.
Plot twist: Homer's probably having a better time than the guy who has to explain why his Next.js app needs 47 dependencies to render "Hello World".
