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Know The Difference

php Programming Webdev

10 months ago 641.2K views 0 shares

Know The Difference

The corporate dating hierarchy has spoken. Mention Lua? You're a mysterious, sexy unicorn deserving of heart emojis. Mention PHP? Straight to HR jail. It's not about skill—it's about perceived exoticness . Nobody at the office Christmas party wants to hear about your WordPress plugins, but that game engine scripting? Suddenly you're fascinating. Ten years in the industry and I've learned: your attractiveness is directly proportional to how obscure your programming language is. Bonus points if nobody can pronounce it correctly.

The Tech Spec Double Standard

Hardware Programming

10 months ago 314.6K views 0 shares

The Tech Spec Double Standard

Talk tech specs at work and you're either a hero or a threat. When Valve does it, they're adorable. When PCMR does it, suddenly HR needs to have a chat. Classic double standard. The difference between "passionate about gaming" and "this guy might hack the payroll system."