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Know The Difference

php Webdev Programming

2 months ago 364.5K views 0 shares

Know The Difference

The corporate dating hierarchy has spoken. Mention Lua? You're a mysterious, sexy unicorn deserving of heart emojis. Mention PHP? Straight to HR jail. It's not about skill—it's about perceived exoticness . Nobody at the office Christmas party wants to hear about your WordPress plugins, but that game engine scripting? Suddenly you're fascinating. Ten years in the industry and I've learned: your attractiveness is directly proportional to how obscure your programming language is. Bonus points if nobody can pronounce it correctly.

The Tech Spec Double Standard

Hardware Programming

2 months ago 161.6K views 0 shares

The Tech Spec Double Standard

Talk tech specs at work and you're either a hero or a threat. When Valve does it, they're adorable. When PCMR does it, suddenly HR needs to have a chat. Classic double standard. The difference between "passionate about gaming" and "this guy might hack the payroll system."