The Most Exclusive Conference You'll Never Attend

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Networking Programming Backend Webdev

29 days ago 82,858 views 0 shares

The Most Exclusive Conference You'll Never Attend

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When you're so exclusive even you can't attend your own conference! The "world's largest vibe coding conference" registration link (127.0.0.1:8080) is literally just localhost—meaning this conference only exists on the creator's own machine. It's like inviting everyone to a party at your house but giving them the address to their own homes instead. Pure developer trolling at its finest. Anyone who clicks that link is just going to see their own local development server (if they have one running on port 8080) or get a connection error. Networking fail or genius marketing strategy? You decide!

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