OH. MY. GOD. The sheer TRAUMA when your network drops a few packets! 💀
Drug dealers are all panicked like Mr. Krabs when they lose a "packet" - because, you know, that's actual MONEY and possibly JAIL TIME. Meanwhile, IT engineers are sitting there like fancy Mr. Krabs, sipping tea with their pinky out, utterly UNBOTHERED when network packets disappear into the void.
TCP will literally resend that data faster than you can say "packet loss," darling! It's the ultimate networking flex - "Oh no! Anyway..." 💅