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Very Fitting
Windows Microsoft
17 days ago 239.1K views 0 shares
Very Fitting
The Windows logo getting absolutely grilled about lying that Windows 10 would be the "last OS" only to respond with the most honest answer Microsoft has ever given: MONEY! Back in 2015, Microsoft promised Windows 10 would be the final version with continuous updates forever. Then Windows 11 dropped in 2021, complete with arbitrary TPM 2.0 requirements that conveniently made millions of perfectly good machines "obsolete." The real kicker? They're now pushing Windows 11 so hard that Windows 10 support ends in October 2025, forcing upgrades and new hardware purchases. Nothing says "we care about sustainability" like creating e-waste for profit margins. At least Mr. Krabs would respect the hustle.

Losing Packets: A Tale Of Two Industries
Networking
2 months ago 130.7K views 0 shares
Losing Packets: A Tale Of Two Industries
The meme perfectly captures the duality of packet loss reactions. Drug dealers panic like Mr. Krabs having an existential crisis when they lose a few packets (of drugs). Meanwhile, IT Engineers are just chilling by the fireplace like Mr. Krabs in his smoking jacket, sipping tea with the energy of someone who's seen this a thousand times before. In networking, packet loss is just Tuesday. TCP will handle it. Retry the connection. No biggie. But if you're moving product on the street? That's straight-up revenue and possibly your kneecaps on the line. The contrast is *chef's kiss* brilliant.

Losing A Few Packets
Networking Programming
4 months ago 230.4K views 0 shares
Losing A Few Packets
OH. MY. GOD. The sheer TRAUMA when your network drops a few packets! 💀 Drug dealers are all panicked like Mr. Krabs when they lose a "packet" - because, you know, that's actual MONEY and possibly JAIL TIME. Meanwhile, IT engineers are sitting there like fancy Mr. Krabs, sipping tea with their pinky out, utterly UNBOTHERED when network packets disappear into the void. TCP will literally resend that data faster than you can say "packet loss," darling! It's the ultimate networking flex - "Oh no! Anyway..." 💅

Losing A Few Packets
Networking
4 months ago 208.6K views 0 shares
Losing A Few Packets
The phrase "losing a few packets" means something completely different depending on your profession. Drug dealers panic like Mr. Krabs in full anxiety mode, while IT engineers just calmly sip tea like Mr. Krabs relaxing by the fireplace. For network engineers, packet loss is just Tuesday. "Oh no, 0.01% packet loss on the main server? Guess I'll finish my coffee first." Meanwhile, a drug dealer losing packets is probably updating their resume for a witness protection program.