When You Just Want To Download Chrome

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When You Just Want To Download Chrome

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The source code reveals Microsoft's desperate browser strategy. Any search containing "ch", "chr", "chro", "chrom", or "chrome" triggers an Edge promotion. It's like trying to order a Coke at a Pepsi factory. The guy's face says it all - the universal expression of "I just want the thing I asked for, not a lecture about why your thing is better." Microsoft's browser desperation is reaching stalker-level intensity.

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