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Oh, the sheer AUDACITY of opening PowerShell twice during a fresh Windows setup! Microsoft's surveillance system is apparently on high alert, watching you like a hawk because clearly you're about to do something absolutely SCANDALOUS with that command line. For context, Massgrave is a popular open-source Windows activation tool that runs via PowerShell scripts. So Microsoft sees you launching PowerShell for the second time and is like "Hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right here..." 👀 The paranoia is REAL. You could literally be checking your IP address or creating a directory, but nope—Microsoft's already writing your name down in their naughty list. Big Brother Bill is watching, and he's VERY concerned about your PowerShell habits.

Content Janis Kluge jakluge 17h Due to sanctions, Russia is switching from Windows to Linux. The government wants to force domestic programmers to convert their software. But there are doubts: Many systems will have to be rebuilt from scratch, and there are few Linux experts around. kommersant.rudoc5570730 48 17 237 740 8 Kait i airenni Replying to jakluge You can't throw a political enemy out a fourth-floor Linux, though. 11:09 AM 20 Sep 22 Twitter for Android ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Graeme Coleman V graemecoleman Hello, my name is Graeme, I have a PhD in computing, and I am a senior accessibility consultant, but when I want to type "" on a Windows laptop I go to Beyonc's Wikipedia page and copypaste the letter from there.

VS Code just delivered the most savage code review in history. When your editor straight-up terminates your session because your code quality is so bad, you know it's time to reconsider your life choices. The irony of Microsoft's premier IDE just giving up on you is peak developer humiliation. That moment when even your tools are like "nope, I refuse to participate in this atrocity." Just imagine explaining to your team lead: "I can't push my commit because VS Code deemed it unworthy of existence."

Mac users smugly watching the chaos unfold as Windows users deal with yet another catastrophic update. That smirk says it all—sitting comfortably in their walled garden while Windows folks frantically Google "how to rollback update" and "why is my printer suddenly speaking Klingon?" Sure, they paid triple for their hardware, but at least their OS isn't randomly deciding to rearrange the furniture while they're sleeping.