Shot Yourselves In The Foot

OH MY GOD, Microsoft is going FULL MEDIEVAL on us! The Windows 10 support guillotine is about to drop, and Microsoft is standing there in LITERAL ARMOR demanding we upgrade to Windows 11 or PERISH in digital flames! 💀 Meanwhile, millions of us are barricading ourselves behind our perfectly functional Windows 10 systems, screaming "YOU'LL PRY THIS OS FROM MY COLD, DEAD HARD DRIVE!" The drama is just TOO MUCH. Microsoft as Stannis Baratheon is the crossover nobody asked for but absolutely deserved. And honestly? The thought of upgrading to an OS that requires TPM 2.0 just to check emails makes me want to throw my computer into the sea and become a shepherd.

That ancient Windows 98 laptop begging for sweet release while its buff owner refuses to let go is the perfect metaphor for corporate IT. Somewhere, right now, a critical banking system is running on this exact machine because "it still works fine" and "upgrading might break something." The same people who rush to buy the latest smartphone are forcing this poor machine to run another day. It's not vintage—it's technological torture.

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OH. MY. GOD. The EMOTIONAL DAMAGE of C++ development laid bare! 💅 On Linux? It's all sunshine, rainbows, and "teehee, I compiled successfully on the first try!" Pure unbridled JOY. The compiler practically THROWS CONFETTI when your code works! Meanwhile, Windows C++ developers are basically living in a film noir NIGHTMARE. They've seen things. TERRIBLE things. Like 500 linker errors before breakfast. Their souls have been crushed by Visual Studio's cryptic error messages that might as well be written in ancient Sumerian. The contrast is so DRAMATIC I'm getting heart palpitations! The duality of developer existence has never been so savagely portrayed!

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