Shot Yourselves In The Foot

Ah, the classic tech industry paradox! A grocery store wants a sysadmin with Cisco certifications, Azure experience, VMware skills, on-call hours, AND the ability to lift 50 pounds... all for the princely sum of $23.80/hour ($49,504/year). That's like asking someone who can build a nuclear reactor to also flip the burgers at the cafeteria for minimum wage. The real cherry on top? "Occasional lifting" and "on-call weekends" - because nothing says "we value your 7+ years of specialized technical expertise" like making you haul servers around and fix the CEO's printer at 2am on a Sunday for less than what some entry-level developers make. This is the tech equivalent of "we're looking for a brain surgeon with 10 years experience who also does plumbing, for the competitive salary of whatever we found in the couch cushions."

Regular users vs the suit-wearing power trippers who insist on "Run as administrator" for literally everything. Same person, different permissions—suddenly they're sprinting to fix that printer driver like they've got divine authority. The rest of us peasants just click "Run" and pray Windows doesn't throw a tantrum about missing privileges. Nothing says "corporate hierarchy" like needing admin rights to install Notepad++.

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Nobody asked for it, yet there we all were, staring at those hypnotic blobs and waves in Windows Media Player like they were revealing the secrets of the universe. The perfect entertainment for a dial-up internet era when downloading a single MP3 took longer than cooking a Thanksgiving dinner. Those visualizations were basically screensavers with a soundtrack, but damn if they weren't the pinnacle of digital entertainment in 2003. Kids today with their Spotify will never understand the deep connection between music appreciation and abstract digital blob-watching.

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The ultimate browser friend zone! Someone created a fake Microsoft Edge account with the most devastating rejection in browser history: "i OnLy UsE yOu To DoWnLoAd ChRoMe." The alternating caps perfectly capture the mocking tone, like Edge is the browser equivalent of that friend who only calls when they need something. With 402K likes and 23.4M views, this digital burn has clearly resonated with the masses who've performed this exact ritual on fresh Windows installs since time immemorial. It's the circle of browser life - Edge briefly exists to facilitate its own replacement.