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Nooo Pls No Clippy

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Nooo Pls No Clippy

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Clippy's back and he's got the worst timing imaginable. You're knee-deep in bitmap manipulation code, wrestling with pixel arrays and alpha channels, and suddenly this paperclip decides you're writing an email. No Clippy, I'm not composing a love letter to my GetPixel function, I'm trying to debug why my rendering is broken. The steering wheel UI element labeled "Clippy OFF" with "Summoning Clippy" underneath is chef's kiss—like having a big red "DO NOT PRESS" button that your IDE just decided to press for you. Microsoft's most infamous assistant returning to haunt modern developers would be the ultimate nightmare. At least he's looking appropriately terrified about interrupting actual work.

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