New Name Maybe Macroslop??

Microsoft's Copilot button has evolved from a subtle suggestion to a full-blown key on your keyboard. Because what we really needed was more AI shoved into our hardware, right?

The keyboard shows Cyrillic characters, which makes this even funnier—Microsoft's global domination strategy now includes physically hijacking keyboard real estate worldwide. That Copilot key is absolutely massive compared to regular keys, like Microsoft is compensating for something.

Remember when keyboards just had letters and numbers? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now we've got dedicated keys for AI assistants that most developers will probably remap to something actually useful within 5 minutes of unboxing. The "Macroslop" title is chef's kiss—because nothing says innovation like forcing bloatware directly into your physical hardware.