Microsoft Is A Corporation That Turns Into Windows 11 Update KB5063878

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Microsoft Is A Corporation That Turns Into Windows 11 Update KB5063878

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So Microsoft brags about 30% of their code being AI-generated, then pushes an update that kills your SSD. Coincidence? I think not. This is what happens when you let GitHub Copilot write your disk I/O routines. Next update will probably require a blood sacrifice and your firstborn child just to boot up. Remember when updates just fixed things instead of creating exciting new problems? Those were the days...

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