Micro Slop

So Microsoft proudly announces that 30% of their code is now written by AI, and like clockwork, the universe delivers the most SPECTACULAR karma imaginable. A massive global outage hits and suddenly millions of people are locked out of Outlook, Teams, and basically their entire digital existence. The skeleton waiting meme format is doing some HEAVY lifting here, because honestly? We all saw this coming from a mile away. When you let the robots write nearly a third of your code, don't act shocked when things go catastrophically wrong. It's giving "I replaced my entire dev team with ChatGPT and now I'm wondering why everything's on fire" energy. Maybe, just MAYBE, that 30% AI-generated code needed a bit more human supervision before going into production at a company that literally runs half the world's enterprise infrastructure. But what do I know? 🤷