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While humans debate philosophical perspectives on water glasses, Excel is over there screaming "FEBRUARY 1st!!!" because it thinks the 1st of February is somehow more exciting than New Year's. Classic Excel—where dates are stored as serial numbers since 1900, and February 1st is literally just the number 32. No nuance, no philosophy, just pure, unbridled enthusiasm for being exactly one month into the year. It's the spreadsheet equivalent of that coworker who celebrates their "half-birthday" with the same energy as their actual birthday.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of Windows API development summed up in one tragic epiphany! 😱 That moment when you wake up in a cold sweat with the horrifying realization that the documentation is your MORTAL ENEMY. It's like being told the cake is chocolate but biting into raisin instead! The poor soul tried using RIDEV_NOHOTKEYS flag with Raw Input because the docs SAID SO, only to discover what every Windows developer eventually learns through blood, sweat, and keyboard smashing - the documentation is where dreams go to DIE. It's not a bug, it's a feature...of the documentation itself! 💀

OH MY GOD, Microsoft is going FULL MEDIEVAL on us! The Windows 10 support guillotine is about to drop, and Microsoft is standing there in LITERAL ARMOR demanding we upgrade to Windows 11 or PERISH in digital flames! 💀 Meanwhile, millions of us are barricading ourselves behind our perfectly functional Windows 10 systems, screaming "YOU'LL PRY THIS OS FROM MY COLD, DEAD HARD DRIVE!" The drama is just TOO MUCH. Microsoft as Stannis Baratheon is the crossover nobody asked for but absolutely deserved. And honestly? The thought of upgrading to an OS that requires TPM 2.0 just to check emails makes me want to throw my computer into the sea and become a shepherd.

Content Gautam imComputerGeek Linux user:- Windows 10 is for idiots, smart people use linux distros. Linus trovalds is great. Also Linux user:- My wift and graphic driver issue ate my entire week. more than 700mb ram usage. Hmm...something is wrong, lets compile entire kernel and install it "again"

The undead king of operating systems refuses to die! Windows XP, released in 2001, is somehow still commanding a higher market share (0.64%) than both Windows Vista (0.07%) and Windows 8 (0.28%) combined. That iconic blue sky and green hill background is basically the digital equivalent of a retirement home resident outliving their own children. Microsoft's engineers are somewhere crying into their keyboards while legacy systems administrators are proudly wearing their "It just works" t-shirts. The zombie OS keeps shambling along, bloody but unbowed, like Randy Marsh in South Park refusing to give up a fight. No security updates? No modern browser support? XP users: "I didn't hear no bell!"

Microsoft's business strategy in a nutshell: Why make sensible decisions when you can just keep drawing cards until you have a whole deck of half-baked ideas? From Windows Vista to Clippy, from Zune to Windows Phone, Microsoft has mastered the art of choosing "draw 25" over making good business decisions. They'll launch sixteen different messaging apps before fixing the one that actually works. The funniest part? They're still somehow worth trillions. Maybe chaos is actually their business strategy. 4D UNO chess.