The Unholy Trinity Of Web Development

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The Unholy Trinity Of Web Development

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The epic handshake between frontend and backend devs over JSON is the greatest alliance in web development history. Meanwhile, the fullstack dev is just Tom from Tom & Jerry, frantically trying to hold everything together while secretly knowing they're mediocre at both. It's like being bilingual but only knowing how to say "hello" and "where's the bathroom" in two languages.

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