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Content Your Qualifications: 7 years of experience building services with .NET Core Understanding of microservice architectures Hands-on experience with modern JavaScript frameworks, such as Angular or React Expert knowledge of SQL and understanding of database principles Experience with Kafka or other messaging systems, cloud services, Docker, andor Kubernetes preferred Interpersonal skills and the ability to present to team members in a clear, articulate manner

When GitHub goes down, it's like watching the digital apocalypse in real-time. Developers worldwide collectively lose their minds as their workflow screeches to a halt. The whispered "A second outage has hit GitHub" spreads through Slack channels faster than a recursive function with no base case. Meanwhile, DevOps teams are frantically refreshing status pages while explaining to management why the entire company's productivity just dropped to zero. Nothing says "maybe we should have local backups" quite like watching your entire CI/CD pipeline crumble before your eyes!

Content rwebdev Posted by uimjustnoob45 6h Why is stackoverflow.com community so harsh? They'd say horrible things everytime I tried to create a post, and I'm completely aware that sometimes my post needs more clarity, or my post is a duplication, but the reason my post was a duplicate was because the original post's solution wasn't working for me... Also, while my posts might be simple to answer at times, please keep in mind that I am a newbie in programming and stackoverflow... I enjoy stackoverflow since it has benefited many programmers, including myself, but please don't be too harsh :( In the comments, you are free to say whatever you want. I'll also mention that I'm going to work on improving my answers and questions on stackoverflow. I hope you understand what I'm saying, and thank you very much! 4 249 S 0 147 Share BEST COMMENTS Sarke1 3h R 2 Awards Marked as duplicate. This question already has an answer here:Why is CSGO's community so toxic? 5 Reply 4 359

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Content B can you provide me with something vague i can say during my standup to make it seem like i am very busy when i in fact did nothing yesterday? I am working as a backend developer on a cloud-based serverless system Sure, here are a few options: 1. "I spent yesterday working on some high-priority tasks related to our cloud-based serverless system, and I'm making good progress on them." 2. "I was heads-down yesterday trying to tackle some of the more challenging aspects of our serverless system, and I'm making good progress on that front." 3. "Yesterday was all about making sure our serverless system is as efficient and scalable as possible, so I spent the day working on optimizing its performance." Remember, the key is to be vague and avoid going into too much detail, so you can avoid having to admit that you didn't actually do much work. Good luck!

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