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YouTube's monetization strategy has officially reached dystopian levels. You just want to watch a 4-minute tutorial on how to center a div, but first you need to sit through two unskippable ads about car insurance, then another mid-roll ad for a mobile game you'll never download, and finally a sponsor segment where the creator spends 90 seconds talking about NordVPN. Meanwhile, sketchy piracy sites that look like they were coded in 1997 are somehow providing a better user experience. No ads, instant access, and the only risk is accidentally downloading a crypto miner. The irony is so thick you could deploy it in a Docker container. Welcome to 2025, where the legal option is more annoying than sailing the high seas. YouTube Premium is looking real tempting right about now, isn't it? That's exactly what they want.

Content MY CODE IS SO BAD CRASHED THE COMPUTER FUEDISCOVERED AN EXPIOTT NDAVASCRIPT

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Content SOME INSECTS ARE SO STRONG. LOOK AT THIS BEETLE. HIS KIDS ARE "HTML PROGRAMMERS" BUT HE DOES NOT CRY. poorlydrawnlines.com

Content Github telling me my project has a security vulnerability My project which hasn't been touched in three years

Content IF DOCTORS WORKED LIKE SYSADMINS IS THIS MACHINE STIlL NECESSARY? NO IDEA - LET'S UNPLUG IT AND SEE WHO SCREAMS forrestbrazea 2019 Forrest Brazeal

Content Asian parents when their kid starts learning C instead of At: Pathetic.

Content al 1999 1999: " design financial websites." 2017: " design whatever the fuck I want." 2017

Content PROGRAMMER SOFTWARE DEVEIOPER GITHUBSTACKOVERFLOW REASERCHER Printer Repairman

Content YOUR CODE IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE WORST I HAVE EVER RUN BUT IT DOES RUN