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I had to restart, that means I'm on to something big
Programming Backend
3 years ago 6.2K views 0 shares
I had to restart, that means I'm on to something big | rest-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content MY CODE IS SO BAD CRASHED THE COMPUTER FUEDISCOVERED AN EXPIOTT NDAVASCRIPT

Spot on.
Javascript Programming Python Java
3 years ago 21.1K views 0 shares
Spot on. | recursion-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content TOP DEFINITION recursion See recursion. by Anonymous December 05, 2002 1 1007 y f3

Hadouken
Programming Databases Backend
3 years ago 12.3K views 0 shares
HADOUKEN! | server-memes, loc-memes, password-memes, function-memes, date-memes, email-memes, session-memes, rds-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content function register if (lempty (POST)) ( Smsa 1f (S POSTI 'user name' 1) if (SPOST( 'userpasswordnew' 1) if (SPOBT 'userpasswordnew') wam SPOSTI 'userpasawordrepeat'1) ( if (atrien (POST( 'usorpasswordnew' )) 5) ( if (atrion (POST 'usernasso'1) 65 L6 atrlon(PPOST( 'usorname')) 1) ( 1f (pregmatch( (a-qd) (2,64)S1', SPOST(' username 1)) ( - readUser (SPOST('usernano' 1); 16 (lisset (Sumer ('username' 1)) ( 1f (9POST( 'useremail 1) ( If (atrion (POST('usoroma11' )) 65) ( 11 (filtervar (9POST ( 'useremail'), PILTER VALIDNTE EMAIL)) ( creatouser () 7 SESSION( 'mag' ) a 'You are nos a registered so please login': header ('Locations SSERVER( 'PHP SELP'1)) exit()) else Smag 'You must provido a valid email addross else Smag - 'Email must be leus than 64 charactors'; ) else Smog Small cannot be empty; ) elso Smog - 'Username already exieta', )olso mag 'Usornamo must be only a-2, 1-2, 0-9'; 018o Smsg Veername must be botwoon 2 and 64 charactors elso Sasg a PAssword most be at leaet 6 charactors: else Smag a 'Passworde do not match'; Empty Password 01so Smsg 'Empty Voername!) SESSION( mog' - Smeg; register form();

You have to let them play
Programming Python Frontend
3 years ago 17.8K views 0 shares
You have to let them play | programmer-memes, html-memes, programmers-memes, program-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SOME INSECTS ARE SO STRONG. LOOK AT THIS BEETLE. HIS KIDS ARE "HTML PROGRAMMERS" BUT HE DOES NOT CRY. poorlydrawnlines.com

Now hiring front end developer
Javascript Programming Linux Frontend
3 years ago 18.4K views 1 shares
Now hiring front end developer | developer-memes, web developer-memes, development-memes, web-memes, design-memes, designer-memes, ux-memes, front end-memes, data-memes, function-memes, network-memes, ide-memes, front-end-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 0 34 all 54 7:11 Network Network Front-end Web Developer Channel Position Summary Web App UIUX Sales Or refinement and implementation: Director Our network service has complex Front-end Web Developer Functionality that requires careful Sr. Softv UIUX planning and development to provide a simple interface for users. You'll work with our designer, other team members, and customers, to build clean and intuitive interfaces for our Web App. Data visualization

Riiiiiight thanks Github
Programming Linux Backend
3 years ago 9.4K views 0 shares
Riiiiiight thanks Github | git-memes, github-memes, security-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Github telling me my project has a security vulnerability My project which hasn't been touched in three years

If doctors worked like sysadmins
Programming Backend Cloud
3 years ago 9.6K views 0 shares
If doctors worked like sysadmins | machine-memes, rest-memes, IT-memes, mac-memes, sysadmin-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IF DOCTORS WORKED LIKE SYSADMINS IS THIS MACHINE STIlL NECESSARY? NO IDEA - LET'S UNPLUG IT AND SEE WHO SCREAMS forrestbrazea 2019 Forrest Brazeal

Definitely can relate
Programming Backend
3 years ago 5.3K views 0 shares
Definitely can relate | c++-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Asian parents when their kid starts learning C instead of At: Pathetic.

Elon's humble roots
Programming Frontend
3 years ago 7.5K views 0 shares
Elon's humble roots | web-memes, design-memes, website-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content al 1999 1999: " design financial websites." 2017: " design whatever the fuck I want." 2017

Can You Fix My Printer...
Programming StackOverflow Linux Debugging Backend
3 years ago 15.2K views 0 shares
Can You Fix My Printer... | stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, git-memes, fix-memes, overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content PROGRAMMER SOFTWARE DEVEIOPER GITHUBSTACKOVERFLOW REASERCHER Printer Repairman

Me, after making my first program in python
Programming Python Backend
3 years ago 16.0K views 0 shares
Me, after making my first program in python | python-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOUR CODE IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE WORST I HAVE EVER RUN BUT IT DOES RUN

TODO: clean TODO messages
Programming Microsoft Linux Backend
3 years ago 8.8K views 0 shares
TODO: clean TODO messages | git-memes, github-memes, ios-memes, date-memes, bios-memes, microsoft-memes, mac-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content de Administrador de tareas Archivo Opciones Vista Procesos Rendimiento Historial de aplicaciones Inicio Usuarios Detalles Servicios X ltimo tiempo de BIOS: 8.6 segundos Nombre Anunciante Estado ELITE-M40 Monitor SPIRIT OF GAMER Habilitado HE EpicGamesLauncher Epic Games, Inc. Habilitado 17 GamingForce TODO: Company name Habilitado 8 Hamachi Client Application LogMeln Inc. Java Update Scheduler Oracle Corporation Microsoft OneDrive Microsoft Corporation I Realtek HD Audio Universal ... Realtek Semiconductor W Send to OneNote Tool Microsoft Corporation Skype Skype 49 Steam Client Bootstrapper Valve Corporation hE Update GitHub (n) Voicemod Voicemod wallpaper32 ( Windows Security notificati. Microsoft Corporation (A Menos detalles Deshabilitado Habilitado Deshabilitado Habilitado Deshabilitado Deshabilitado Habilitado Habilitado Deshabilitado Deshabilitado Habilitado Impacto de ini... Medio Alto Alto Ninguno Medio Ninguno Bajo Ninguno Ninguno Alto Alto Ninguno Ninguno Medio Deshabilitar