warning Memes

The End Of An Era

The End Of An Era
Content "Higher-Order-Vibes" Are Killing the Vibe Coding Industry I used to be a 10x Vibecoder. A prompt artisan with five years of vibe experience on my CV. My job was to whisper sweet nothings into our company's overpriced ChatGPT wrapper. The MVPs shipped one after the other. I was good. Then, word come out about "Higher-Order-Vibes": Prompts which coaxed Als to act like vibe coders. Some Satoshi-wannabe released the whitepaper anonymously, and it became the talk of every CTO. It was a replacement. A dehumanizing monstrosity which stood against everything I vibed for. My first day with HOV, I fed it a hand-crafted prompt for a meditation app. Then, it responded: > Prompt too detailed. Over-specified. Try to feel it more. I'll take it from here. Then it generated the app. It was perfect. Better than anything I could have put into wishful words. It even chose to use Elm instead of Svelte, and wrote a 500-word justification explaining that the vibe was more aligned like that." Let this be a warning. Our craft, our vibing age is coming to an end.

Dear Programmer

dearProgrammer | programmer-memes, software-memes, code-memes, program-memes, try-memes, warning-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content deepfates This is the software equivalent of a message smeared on the walls in blood 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Dear programmer: When I wrote this code, only god and I knew how it worked. Now, only god knows it! Therefore, if you are trying to optimize this routine and it fails (most surely). please increase this counter as warning for the next person: totalhourswastedhere 254

One final warning to you JavaScript programmers. Please don't do this

One final warning to you JavaScript programmers. Please don't do this | programmer-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, program-memes, warning-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content No text found in image

If Your Job Gives You

ifYourJobGivesYou | tech-memes, warning-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, laptop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Name cannot be blank hackSultan If your new tech job gives you a : Dell laptop: You have 3 warnings before you get fired. MacBook: Your job is safe if the next funding round comes in. Lenovo Thinkpad : You're probably going to spend 28years there.

Surely This Wont Happen To Me

surelyThisWontHappenToMe | programmer-memes, program-memes, warning-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Library: Deprecation warning! This will stop working Library: stops working Programmer:

"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?"

"Oh Gods of Programming, Have you blessed me?" | programming-memes, code-memes, program-memes, errors-memes, warning-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Yo lets just compile this 2000 line code I Just wrote Runs Without Errors Warnings First Time

My Brain Ignores Warning Like You Will Ignore This

myBrainIgnoresWarningLikeYouWillIgnoreThis | warning-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Junior: "But what about the warnings" Senior: If it works, it works made with mematic

Set Warnings To Ignore

setWarningsToIgnore | warning-memes, compiler-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GIZA PYRAMID PETRONAS TOWERS BURJ KHALIFA Compiler warnings after a fresh build 1000 900 800 700 600 500 400 200 100

They Are Different

theyAreDifferent | errors-memes, warning-memes, error-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content lots of warnings is it throwing an error? warnings are very notably not errors

When Will It Ever Matter If Icompare An Int And Adouble

whenWillItEverMatterIfICompareAnIntAndADouble | warning-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Warnings: UNUSED VARIABLE!!! YOU'RE COMPARING AN INT AND A DOUBLE!! Me: suppress all warnings Warnings:

Who cares.

Who cares. | programmer-memes, program-memes, warning-memes, compiler-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content COMPILER ME WARNINGS programmer.meme COMPILER ME

Warnings Shmarnings

warningsShmarnings | code-memes, warning-memes, ssh-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Code: Dosent work Me Compiler Didnt you read my warnings Me Warnings Shmarnings ProdrammerHumor.io