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Tech Innovation Curves

2 days ago 86.5K views 0 shares

Five of these panels show the typical innovation S-curve where technology evolves from primitive (MS-DOS, Internet Explorer) to peak performance (Windows 95, Chrome). Then there's music... where we apparently peaked at Napster and it's been downhill ever since. The real innovation was clearly the ability to download entire discographies without paying a cent. Progress isn't always what corporate overlords want you to believe it is.

$500 Phone Camera vs $2500 Laptop Webcam

Hardware Programming

3 days ago 75.6K views 0 shares

$500 Phone Camera vs $2500 Laptop Webcam

Spending $2500 on a high-end developer laptop only to join standup meetings looking like you're broadcasting from a witness protection program is the tech industry's greatest irony. Phone manufacturers pour millions into camera R&D while laptop makers apparently salvage webcams from 2005 flip phones they found in a dumpster. Nothing says "I'm a professional software engineer" quite like having your face rendered as an impressionist painting made of exactly 12 pixels. The best part? We'll spend hours optimizing code to save milliseconds but accept video quality that makes us look like we're being viewed through a rain-soaked window. Priorities!

Based On True Incidents

AI

5 days ago 87.9K views 0 shares

Corporate strategy in 2024: Watch AI zoom by, panic, grab it mid-flight, then pretend you were steering it all along. CEOs worldwide mastering the art of the strategic pivot from "what's generative AI?" to "we've always been an AI-first company." Nothing says executive leadership like retrofitting the arrow of progress into your PowerPoint after it's already been fired.

Inventors Who Missed Their Own Point

Hardware Math Programming

11 days ago 67.5K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the classic inventor's shortsightedness. Charles Babbage built the first mechanical computer but thought it was just a fancy calculator. Meanwhile, Carl Benz over there invented the automobile but probably figured it was just a horseless carriage for rich people. Both completely missed that they were fundamentally changing civilization. It's like inventing time travel and using it exclusively to make sure your coffee never gets cold. The real genius is often the second person who says "wait a minute..."

The Future Of Communication Is AI Doing All The Work

AI Programming

16 days ago 69.2K views 0 shares

The Future Of Communication Is AI Doing All The Work

The ABSOLUTE PEAK of modern communication: AI writing novels from your bullet points and condensing War and Peace into "book was good." We've evolved from actually communicating to just outsourcing our entire personality! 💅 Now we can all pretend to be intellectual email warriors without reading OR writing anything substantial. The digital equivalent of nodding through a conversation while scrolling Instagram. PEAK EFFICIENCY for the chronically lazy! Soon we'll just have AIs talking to other AIs while we take naps. #blessed

The Resolution Ruiner

Hardware

16 days ago 64.8K views 0 shares

The harsh reality of display resolution expectations. 1080p looks perfectly fine until you experience 4K. Then suddenly your once-acceptable resolution becomes an unbearable pixelated mess that makes your eyes bleed. It's like drinking gas station coffee for years, then someone gives you a single cup of fancy pour-over, and now you're financially ruined forever. Thanks for the curse of knowledge, technology.

The Future Of Communication

AI Agile Programming

27 days ago 86.3K views 0 shares

The ultimate corporate efficiency hack: using AI to simultaneously avoid both writing and reading emails. Left panel: "Generate 2000 words from 'Please submit TPS reports by Friday.'" Right panel: "Summarize this 12-paragraph explanation of why the build failed into 'Jeff broke it.'" Welcome to 2024, where we've automated the most human part of work communication—pretending to care about it.

Connecting The Past: When Ancient Runes Meet Modern Protocols

Networking Hardware

29 days ago 79.8K views 0 shares

Connecting The Past: When Ancient Runes Meet Modern Protocols

The ultimate tech origin story carved in stone! That runestone honors King Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson, whose nickname inspired the wireless technology we all know and hate when it randomly disconnects during important calls. Fun fact: The Bluetooth symbol () is actually a combination of Harald's initials in Nordic runes (ᚼ and ᛒ). Ericsson putting this at their entrance is like the ancient equivalent of a company flexing their heritage in the most literal way possible. Next up: A stone tablet commemorating the inventor of Wi-Fi, conveniently placed where the signal doesn't reach.

Skynet Vs Cavenet

AI Programming StackOverflow

1 month ago 86.8K views 0 shares

While everyone's freaking out about AI taking over the world, the real crisis is watching humans get progressively dumber with each Stack Overflow copy-paste. We're not building Skynet; we're speedrunning our way back to the Stone Age armed with smartphones. The true evolutionary threat isn't robots becoming sentient—it's developers who can't function without ChatGPT writing their for-loops.

The Universal IT Solution Reaches Space

Debugging Hardware Physics Programming

1 month ago 116.9K views 0 shares

NASA, the literal ROCKET SCIENTISTS who put humans on the moon, fixed a multi-billion dollar space telescope with the EXACT SAME TECHNIQUE I use when my Wi-Fi stops working! 💀 The pinnacle of human engineering and astronomical achievement, the Hubble telescope, gets the same treatment as my $20 router from Best Buy. I'm SCREAMING! All those PhDs and fancy degrees, and their ultimate solution was "have you tried turning it off and on again?" The universal IT support mantra transcends even the vacuum of space!

Artificial General Intelligence Coming Soon*

AI Algorithms Programming

1 month ago 102.1K views 0 shares

Artificial General Intelligence Coming Soon*

OH. MY. GOD. The "super intelligent" AI can't even grasp the most BASIC rule of chess?! 🙄 White moves first, sweetie! The fact that ChatGPT confidently makes the first move while playing black and then has the AUDACITY to suggest the same move to the human player is just... *chef's kiss* peak AI incompetence. This is why we're still light-years away from true AGI, people! Can't even handle a simple board game without a total meltdown of logic. And yet the tech bros keep screaming "THE SINGULARITY IS COMING!!!" Sure, Jan. Maybe teach your precious AI to play chess first? 💅

You Vs The Guy She Told You Not To Worry About

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2 months ago 109.4K views 0 shares

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