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Sometimes the dumbest solution is the winning solution! This freshman created a poker bot with just two lines of code: if isMyTurn: goAllIn() and absolutely demolished sophisticated algorithms by exploiting their risk-averse logic. The sophisticated bots kept folding to aggressive all-ins, proving that in both poker and programming, simplicity can trump complexity. It's basically the computational equivalent of the "spray and pray" technique—except it actually worked!

Modern programming is just AI shopping. Why solve a problem yourself when you can make five different AIs race to solve it for you? The real skill isn't writing code anymore—it's knowing which AI's hallucinations are least likely to crash in production. The "hit run on all five" part is where the true chaos begins. Nothing says "I trust my code" like throwing five different AI solutions at the wall and seeing which one sticks. Bonus points if you don't actually understand any of them but confidently present the winner in your next code review. The "like a psychopath" is just chef's kiss perfect. Because what's more psychotic than spending 3 hours asking AIs the same question when you could have just written the damn function yourself in 20 minutes?

ChatGPT just solved a simple algebra problem by literally writing code in natural language. Instead of setting up basic equations (sister's age = 3 when you were 6, age difference = 3, so sister = 70 - 3 = 67), it decided to... evaluate mathematical expressions as string templates? The <<6/2=3>> and <<3+70=73>> syntax looks like some cursed templating engine that escaped from a PHP nightmare. The best part? It got the answer completely wrong. The sister should be 67, not 73. But hey, at least it showed its work using a syntax that doesn't exist in any programming language. Our jobs are indeed safe when AI thinks inline computation tags are a valid problem-solving approach. This is what happens when your training data includes too much Jinja2 templates and not enough elementary school math.

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Finally, a sorting algorithm with the computational complexity of O($$). Just send your array to GPT, pay a few cents, and get it back sorted. Perfect for when you need your data arranged but can't be bothered to remember how quicksort works. The best part? If your array isn't sorted correctly, you can just claim it's because the AI "didn't understand the vibe" of your integers.