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Being A Linux User Is Hard

Being A Linux User Is Hard
Linux users watching through the blinds as Windows gamers get excited about Battlefield 6. Just another day in the "I use Linux, by the way" club, where gaming support remains the eternal unicorn. Sure, Proton exists, but we all know it'll be six months before it works without corrupting your entire home directory. Meanwhile, we'll just be over here compiling our kernel... again.

How To Make Your PC Posts More Interesting

How To Make Your PC Posts More Interesting
OMG the absolute DRAMA of PC building forums! 😱 First it's "I'll have a PC build" - BORING. Then they drop "with a 5090" like it's some kind of flex (a high-end GPU that doesn't even exist yet, darling). But THEN! The plot twist to end all plot twists... "and a cat" 🐱 - suddenly Squidward is SHOOK to his aquatic core! Because nothing says "I'm desperately seeking attention in the hardware community" like mentioning your feline overlord in your build specs. The audacity! The innovation! The shameless bid for upvotes! I'm literally dying at how accurately this captures the thirst for validation in tech forums. 💅

I Know More Than You

I Know More Than You
The face every senior dev makes when some kid who just discovered "Hello World" starts dropping hot takes about the industry. That classic list of naïve programming opinions is what we veterans call "peak Dunning-Kruger." Sure, LeetCode will definitely prepare you for building enterprise systems that handle millions of users. And yes, we senior engineers just type "how to code good" into Google faster than juniors. Nothing says "I've never built anything real" quite like claiming backend is just "hitting APIs." Eight years of experience? More like eight minutes on a JavaScript tutorial.