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The ultimate first-world gamer problem: having a rig so powerful you have to deliberately handicap it to prevent thermal meltdown. Nothing says "suffering from success" quite like limiting your frames per second because your GPU is too good at its job. Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here trying to squeeze one more year out of graphics cards that sound like jet engines when running Minesweeper.

The eternal computer science debate that makes absolutely no sense to normal humans: endianness. On the left, the logical person crying because "end" should refer to what comes last (little-endian should be MSB first). On the right, Danny Cohen smugly enjoying the chaos he created by naming it backwards - where "big end" refers to the most significant byte coming first. For the uninitiated: endianness determines how multi-byte values are stored in memory. It's like arguing whether to read a number from left-to-right or right-to-left, except we've been fighting about it since the 1980s and nobody will ever surrender.

The RGB gaming peripheral struggle is real. After kicking out all the flashy rainbow keyboards, chairs, and monitors, Mr. Krabs keeps just the plain black mouse. Because when your setup looks like a unicorn threw up on it, sometimes all you want is that one piece of hardware that doesn't blind you at 2AM while you're debugging production code. The mouse – the only adult in the room of gaming peripherals.

Behold, the legendary $5000 gaming PC paired with a $20 dining table from Facebook Marketplace. The ultimate developer habitat where ergonomics is just a fancy word in the dictionary. Who needs proper cable management when you can create a floor-based network topology? The PC case sits directly on hardwood like a medieval castle, while the gaming chair—the only non-negotiable investment—stands ready for those 16-hour debugging sessions. Furniture is temporary, but efficient compile times are forever.

When the hotel advertises "high-speed internet" but you show up and it's just two ethernet cables you need to physically connect between buildings. Sure, technically it's a "direct connection" with "no router bottlenecks." Next they'll tell me their cloud service is just a USB stick taped to a weather balloon.

Ah, the sticker that launched a thousand panic attacks. For the youngsters: computers used to store years as two digits to save precious memory. So 1999 was just "99" in code. When 2000 hit, systems would roll over to "00" and potentially think it was 1900, causing chaos with calculations, dates, and potentially launching nuclear missiles (or so the media claimed). The solution? Turn everything off and hope for the best. Spoiler alert: we survived, but Best Buy made a killing selling these stickers to terrified boomers who thought their toasters might become sentient.