Being A Linux User Is Hard

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Content Windows: has a complex and graceful shutdown process to make sure programs close correctly Linux:

When your operating system's account gets compromised but your userbase is too valuable to alienate. Classic market demographics at work - turns out the Venn diagram of "Linux enthusiasts" and "people who type UwU unironically" is just a circle. The admin tried to escape, but you can't sudo your way out of this dependency hell.

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Evil genius level: 100. Naming your cat with regex and special characters is basically the digital equivalent of setting a trap for unsuspecting Linux users. Type that in your terminal and congratulations—you've just executed a shell command that probably destroyed something important! The cat's expression says it all: "Yes human, please do exactly as instructed. I've been planning world domination since you thought it was cute to name me after syntax that breaks your computer."