Being A Linux User Is Hard

Content How many GUID combinations are there? Generating GUID Trivia: "There are 122 random bits (128 - 2 for variant - 4 for version) so this calculates to 2122 or 5,316,911,983,139,663,491,615,228,241,121,400,000 possible combinations. at 12:05 Reactions: funny (7) interesting (2) cool (3) useful (1) boring (0) 40 comments: Anonymous said... What if I have 5,316,911,983,139,663,491,615,228,241,121,400,001 users? :) 30508 02:22 said... then you define a user as being part of a domain with a domain guid. giving you 5,316,911,983,139,663,491,615,228,241,121,400,000 5,316,911,983,139,663,491,615,228,241,121,400,000 possible combinations. call me when you need more. 30508 09:45 Anonymous said... Okay, so what if I have 2,826,955,303,645,414,927,333,276,001,188,692,696,468,451,474,628,8 13,149,792,953,796,000,000,000,001 users? 13808 05:12 said... Then your users must be bacteria and should therefore switch to linux. 13808 09:33

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Content 8 a al 67 12:53 AM Katie Ya ever need tech support tho. real shit I can give you family friends discount. That's lot lit After all you can't spell lit without IT You wanna get married? Depends, how good's your memory? Because I'd like my future spouse to RAM me I can RAM you if you give me access to yours programs backdoor Take me to your 127.0.0.1 and I'II give you sudo access I'm in Toronto for reading week so you might have to VPN in Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them! Haha you keep this up and my floppy drive is gunna turn into a hard drive. I'd roleplay like a faulty server and go down on you

Ah, the beautiful crossover episode nobody asked for! The handshake meme perfectly captures how Williams F1 racing team and Linux users share one core existential crisis: constantly worrying about drivers . While Williams frets over which human will pilot their cars to maybe not-last-place, Linux enthusiasts stay up at 3 AM wondering why their printer suddenly thinks it's a toaster. Two completely different worlds united by driver-induced anxiety. The only difference? When F1 drivers crash, they get medical attention. When Linux drivers crash, you just get the privilege of reading 47 pages of forum posts from 2011.

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