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Programming Databases Algorithms

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Coders On Lemmy Be Like

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The graph shows the progression of a programmer's emotional state while navigating different topics. Algorithms? Neutral face. Database management? Slight concern. Programming memes? Pure joy. Sums up the Lemmy experience perfectly - we'd rather scroll through memes about our problems than actually solve them. The real O(n) complexity is how fast we'll abandon work to look at another "it works on my machine" joke.

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