Name Hijacking

marketing Code quality Developers Naming Seo Project names Random nouns Package names

Programming Javascript Webdev

8 months ago 191,199 views 0 shares

Name Hijacking

naming-memes, programming-memes, developers-memes, seo-memes, project-names-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the eternal naming struggle! Developers spend hours crafting beautiful, SEO-friendly project names only to throw it all away for CoffeeTable, Banana, or Mongoose. We'll meticulously plan architecture diagrams but then name our main function doStuff(). The marketing team weeps while we gleefully commit our fifth project named after kitchen appliances. And don't get me started on package names - nothing says "professional software" like depending on left-pad and is-even.

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