Best I Can Do Is Walk

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Best I Can Do Is Walk

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Ah, the classic developer self-burn. When your code refuses to run, so you decide to go for a run yourself... only to discover your cardiovascular system has the same compilation errors as your project. Nothing like realizing your physical fitness is just as deprecated as your programming skills. At least your code has a valid excuse—it was written by you. What's your body's excuse after years of "I'll exercise tomorrow" commits that never got pushed?

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