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Fruit Scale Still Runs Windows CE
Windows Microsoft Iot Hardware
8 days ago 58.2M views 0 shares
Fruit Scale Still Runs Windows CE
Nothing says "mission-critical infrastructure" quite like weighing bananas with an operating system from 1996. Windows CE (Compact Edition) was Microsoft's answer to embedded systems, and apparently some grocery store scales took that relationship way too seriously. The real comedy here is that someone's probably getting paid enterprise-level support fees to keep this ancient embedded OS running just so Karen can verify her produce is exactly 0.47 pounds. Meanwhile, the scale's probably got a 32MB processor struggling harder than a junior dev on their first production deployment. Fun fact: Windows CE was discontinued in 2013, but embedded systems are basically digital cockroaches—they never die. They just keep chugging along in ATMs, point-of-sale terminals, and apparently fruit scales, running code that's older than some of the developers maintaining it. The "FTPUpdate" folder visible on the desktop is the cherry on top—nothing screams security like FTP in 2024.

Best Value I've Seen
Javascript Debugging Programming Frontend
5 months ago 458.2K views 0 shares
Best Value I've Seen
When your grocery store's pricing system runs into JavaScript's favorite number: NaN (Not a Number). Someone tried to calculate a discount percentage and the system just went "nope, can't compute this" and slapped it on the sign anyway. The discount shows "-NaN%" which is technically accurate—you're getting negative Not-a-Number percent off, which is somehow still 45p for a kiwi. The real comedy gold here is that NaN appears TWICE—once in the discount bubble and once crossed out next to it. It's like the system tried to fix its own mistake, failed, then just gave up and printed both. Classic error handling: when in doubt, display everything and let the customer figure it out. Fun fact: In JavaScript, NaN is the only value that's not equal to itself. So NaN === NaN returns false, which means this discount is literally incomparable to itself. Schrödinger's sale price, if you will.

Inflation Is Taking Over
Programming Debugging Databases Backend Javascript
1 year ago 360.1K views 0 shares
Inflation Is Taking Over
Looks like someone forgot to handle their price exceptions in production. That electronic shelf label is just screaming "null null" where a price should be - the digital equivalent of a store clerk throwing their hands up and saying "I have no freaking idea what this costs anymore." Even the database is feeling the economic crisis. Can't afford to store actual values these days, just pointers to nothing. Somewhere a backend developer is getting a frantic call while pretending they didn't see the Slack notification.