nginx Memes

On My Way To Edit The Web Server's Config File

On My Way To Edit The Web Server's Config File
Just another Tuesday in production. Nothing says "minor config change" like suiting up in a bomb disposal outfit first. The level of caution is directly proportional to how many services depend on that nginx.conf file. One misplaced semicolon and suddenly you're explaining to management why the entire company website redirects to a 404 page.

Bad Gateway: The Sysadmin Negotiation Technique

Bad Gateway: The Sysadmin Negotiation Technique
That moment when your router becomes the literal embodiment of HTTP 502. "Listen here you little $#!%, I didn't spend 4 hours configuring nginx just to have you decide not to proxy my requests!" The classic finger-pointing blame game we all play with our hardware when the real problem is probably that one misconfigured line in nginx.conf we're too stubborn to double-check. Because clearly, intimidating the router is a more efficient debugging strategy.

How You Say Nginx

howYouSayNginx | nginx-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ENGINE-X INNGGJINX

Nginks

nginks | nginx-memes, cli-memes, rds-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Words and phrases that rhyme with thinks. (102 results) 1 syllable: binks, blinks, brink's, brinks, chinks, chinx, cinques, clinks, dinks, drinks, fink's, finks, ginks, hinks, inc.'s, inks, jinks, jinx, jinxx, jynx, kinks, lincks, lincs, link's, links, lynx, mincks, minks, nginx, pinks, plinks, prinks, rinks, sfinx, shrinks, sinks, skinks, slinks, sphinx, spinks, stinks, syncs, think's, thinx, trinks, twinks, winks, zincs nginx,

The more stupid the machine, the less I can handle it ...

The more stupid the machine, the less I can handle it ... | web-memes, server-memes, machine-memes, list-memes, perl-memes, web services-memes, nginx-memes, ssl-memes, servers-memes, IT-memes, mac-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me operating an actual server Also me operating a washing machine "Alright, proxmox installed, all the 19 LXCs are properly set up. Web services are proxied through a nginx to make SSL cert setup easier. Valheim, CS:GO and icarus game servers are running. And it only took 45 Minutes." "Hi Mum, thanks for answering my call. Listen, I have a question, where do I put in the laundry detergent?"

Docker containers be like

Docker containers be like | docker-memes, ubuntu-memes, nginx-memes, container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What if You Wanted to go to Heaven 502 Bad Gateway nginx1.18.0 (Ubuntu) But god said

Should we tell him?

Should we tell him? | programmer-memes, program-memes, nginx-memes, error-memes, IT-memes, documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rmildlyinfuriating uzvezdna 1h i.redd.it This is really irritating to someone who isn't a programmer, I don't know what the issue is or how to rectify it Error 418: I am a Teapot You have attempted to request a coffee from this device which can only brew tea. For online documentation and support please refer to nginx.org. Commercial support is available at nginx.com. Thank you for using nginx. 4 Vote 25 Share Award

cloudflare down good morning

cloudflare down good morning | server-memes, nginx-memes, error-memes, c-memes, cloud-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content matt! He mmattbtw which one of you Cloudflare messed up the nginx config 500 Internal Server Error ( A https:teamspeak.com 500 Internal Server Error nginx

Nginx: how do you pronounce it?

Nginx: how do you pronounce it? | nginx-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content X VS. N

Bad Gateway.

Bad Gateway. | nginx-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 502 Bad Gateway neinx0.7.67

JavaScript is pronounced E-C-M-A Script

JavaScript is pronounced E-C-M-A Script | javascript-memes, java-memes, server-memes, mysql-memes, sql-memes, sql server-memes, postgresql-memes, oracle-memes, nginx-memes, postgres-memes, mac-memes, kubernetes-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Randolph West S randolphwest "nginx" is pronounced "Engine-X" "PostgreSQL" is pronounced "Post- gres" "MySQL" is pronounced "My-S-Q-L" "SQL Server" is pronounced "Sequel Server" "Kubernetes" is pronounced "Koober-netties" "SAP" is pronounced "S-A-p" "Oracle" is pronounced "Fetch the chequebook" 9:41 PM 4220 Twitter for Mac 1,868 Retweets 6,303 Likes 17 1 Proard

Nginx

nginx | nginx-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content NOOO0O ITS SUPPOSED TOBE PRONOUNCED ENGINE-7 EN-GEENES