Impossible Request

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Impossible Request

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That moment when you innocently order Nan bread and trigger a programmer's existential crisis. In JavaScript and many other languages, NaN stands for "Not a Number" - it's literally impossible to serve. The waiter's face is the universal debug expression we all make when someone asks us to handle undefined behavior. Just another day of type errors spilling into the real world.

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