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The eternal struggle of the contrarian developer! Just like Squidward looking disappointed at that treasure chest, we've all installed some hyped framework or language that everyone raves about, only to stare at our IDE thinking "...this is it?" Whether it's React when you're a Vue person, Rust when you prefer Go, or trying to love TypeScript when you secretly miss the chaos of vanilla JS - that feeling of "am I broken for not enjoying this?" hits hard. The real treasure was the technical debt we accumulated along the way!

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Perfect in every way... except for that pesky compilation process. TypeScript enthusiasts know the pain—you've found your dream language with static typing and modern features, but there's always that awkward moment when you have to wait for your code to transpile before it actually runs. It's like dating someone who's absolutely gorgeous but insists on putting on makeup for 20 minutes before leaving the house. Worth it? Probably. Mildly infuriating? Definitely. The irony is palpable—we adopted TypeScript to save time catching errors, yet here we are, watching build progress bars instead of actually coding. The "10 but needs a build step" joke perfectly captures that bittersweet relationship developers have with TypeScript: madly in love with its features while quietly resenting its compilation requirements.

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