The Two States Of Developer Existence

Ah, the eternal C++ dilemma visualized as a horror movie choice! Standing at the crossroads of despair, our poor developer faces two equally terrifying paths: modernize that ancient codebase to C++23 (where templates will still haunt your dreams) or rewrite everything in Rust (and spend the next six months fighting with the borrow checker). Meanwhile, the legacy C++ codebase sits there, held together by duct tape and Stack Overflow answers from 2008. It's like choosing between getting punched in the face or kicked in the shins. No wonder C++ developers have that thousand-yard stare during code reviews.

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SWEET ESCAPE ROUTE DETECTED! When the code has finally broken your spirit and your soul is as fragmented as your codebase, there's only ONE SOLUTION! Abandon ship! Flee the trenches of actual programming and ascend to the promised land of project management where you can torture others with deadlines instead of torturing yourself with debugging! Just trade your keyboard for a Gantt chart and POOF – suddenly you're the one asking "why isn't this done yet?" instead of sobbing into your energy drink at 3 AM. The ultimate developer career hack – if you can't fix the bugs, manage the people who will!