The Two States Of Developer Existence

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The classic Linux audio struggle, immortalized in muscular arm form. Two Linux users locked in solidarity over their shared pain of dysfunctional microphones. Nothing says "I'm technically competent" like spending three hours configuring PulseAudio only to end up muted on both ends of a job interview. The irony of running an OS powerful enough to manage nuclear facilities but somehow incapable of handling a simple mic input is just *chef's kiss*.

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Content ankit WtFawwk start of the day I have to solve these 4 bugs by evening evening okay. don't panic. only 11 bugs left 7:20 pm 25 Jul 20 Twitter for Android v

Oh honey, you think you're a coding genius with your regex masterpiece? PLEASE! You've just created the programming equivalent of ancient hieroglyphics that even archaeologists would give up on! 💅 That beautiful Martin Fowler quote is SCREAMING at all you regex wizards who craft these incomprehensible one-liners that make future developers contemplate career changes. Sure, your computer understands it. Your colleagues? They're quietly plotting your demise while drowning in regex documentation.

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