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Just 15 More Years

11 days ago 199.1K views 0 shares

Hiring managers living in a parallel universe where Java has existed since the 1970s and humans code until they're 90. Nothing says "entry-level position" quite like requiring 45 years of experience in technologies that haven't existed that long. Spring Boot was released in 2014, React in 2013, and Kubernetes in 2014 - but sure, let's pretend someone's been mastering them since the Nixon administration. The best part? This is probably still listed as a "junior developer" role paying $45K with "room for growth." Time to dust off that time machine in my garage...

Occasional Bouts Of Kubernetes Mania

Kubernetes Devops Docker Programming Cloud

28 days ago 223.9K views 0 shares

That one engineer who's been watching too many YouTube tutorials and suddenly thinks they can reinvent Google's infrastructure during a 15-minute standup. The rest of us are just trying to fix our YAML indentation errors while this hero wants to build Kubernetes from scratch. Sure buddy, we'll get right on that after we finish untangling the mess from your last "revolutionary" Docker compose file that somehow mapped every port to localhost:3000.

Occasional Bouts Of Kubernetes Mania

Kubernetes Devops Docker Programming Cloud

29 days ago 255.2K views 0 shares

That special moment when you've convinced yourself that rebuilding Kubernetes from scratch is a perfectly reasonable use of company time. Meanwhile, your coworkers are staring at you with that unique blend of horror and fascination reserved for watching someone volunteer to dig their own grave with a spoon. Building K8s from scratch during standup is the DevOps equivalent of saying "I think I'll climb Everest this weekend" while wearing flip-flops.

Cat Vs Modern Infrastructure

Devops Kubernetes Docker AWS Programming

1 month ago 394.1K views 0 shares

Spend millions on microservices, Kubernetes clusters, and 17 different AWS services that require a team of 30 DevOps engineers to maintain... or just get a cat to knock it all down in 5 seconds flat. The ultimate chaos engineer doesn't need a certification—just some catnip and a grudge against your uptime. Billion-dollar infrastructure vs. one fluffy boi. We all know who wins that battle.

Fixed It (Until The Next Outage)

Devops Kubernetes Bash Docker Programming

1 month ago 244.8K views 0 shares

That single stick propping up the entire infrastructure stack is what we in the business call a "load-bearing hotfix." Sure, we've got Kubernetes clusters, microservices, and five layers of abstraction, but it all hinges on that one bash script written by an intern who left three years ago. The stick is labeled "vibe coding" because that's literally how it works—nobody understands it, but it has good vibes, so we don't touch it.

Silence, Master Node Is Talking

Kubernetes Devops Docker Programming Cloud

1 month ago 229.2K views 2 shares

OH. MY. GOD. The audacity of that worker node! 💀 Imagine surviving a catastrophic crash in Kubernetes land only to have the master node - the LITERAL OVERLORD of the cluster - shushing you like you're some peasant interrupting the royal court! That worker node is just sitting there like "guys, you won't BELIEVE what happened to me" while the master node is having an absolute meltdown because HOW DARE anyone disturb the sacred hierarchy of container orchestration?! The DRAMA! The TENSION! I'm absolutely deceased! 💀

Now Get Out Before I Call Security

Kubernetes Devops Docker Programming Cloud

1 month ago 214.8K views 0 shares

The tech industry's time paradox strikes again! Imagine helping create Kubernetes and still not having enough experience for a job requiring Kubernetes skills. The recruiter wants 12 years of experience for a technology that's only 10 years old – classic tech hiring logic. It's like asking for swimming experience before water was invented. Next they'll want 5 years of experience with tomorrow's framework.

Cluster Migration Crisis

Devops Kubernetes Docker Programming Cloud

2 months ago 264.5K views 0 shares

The DevOps engineer's face says it all. Asking for zero downtime during a cluster migration is like asking for a unicorn that poops rainbows and speaks JavaScript. Every sysadmin knows that unholy trinity: fast, reliable, cheap—pick two. But management always wants all three, plus a cherry on top. The Galactus reference is perfect because migrating Kubernetes clusters without downtime isn't just difficult—it's cosmic horror territory. You're essentially performing heart surgery while the patient runs a marathon.

Kubernetes Saved Us So Much Money

Kubernetes Devops Docker Programming Cloud

2 months ago 325.7K views 2 shares

First frame: "Kubernetes saved us so much money" Second frame: "we can almost afford the team that runs it" The classic DevOps paradox! Companies adopt Kubernetes thinking it'll magically optimize infrastructure costs, only to discover they now need a small army of platform engineers earning six figures to babysit pods and debug YAML indentation errors. It's like buying a "money-saving" sports car that requires a full-time mechanic. The red alert on the monitor in the background is just *chef's kiss* - probably another pod stuck in CrashLoopBackOff for the 17th time today.

The Overengineering Champion

Programming Devops Kubernetes Docker Backend

2 months ago 322.7K views 0 shares

Just turned what should've been a 10-line script into a microservice architecture with seven Docker containers and a message queue. The client wanted a contact form, but I gave them an enterprise solution complete with Kubernetes orchestration. Now I'm standing here in my sunglasses feeling like a tech god while some poor soul rows the boat behind me doing all the actual work.

Cheaper Than Therapy Too

Kubernetes Devops Hardware Docker Programming

2 months ago 329.7K views 4 shares

Why pay someone $200/hour to listen to your problems when you can spend $2000 on old server hardware to create your own EMOTIONAL DAMAGE?! 💀 The absolute DEDICATION of stacking five Dell servers in your basement just to run container orchestration that could probably run on a Raspberry Pi! But nooooo, we need the FULL ENTERPRISE EXPERIENCE at home because clearly our relationships weren't complicated enough already! The electricity bill alone would fund a year of therapy, but who needs mental health when you have high availability and auto-scaling for your personal blog that gets three visitors a month?!

No Way He Could Scale Without These Ones

Programming Devops Kubernetes php Databases

2 months ago 358.5K views 0 shares

No Way He Could Scale Without These Ones

Remember when developers just... wrote code? Wild concept, I know. The tweet sarcastically points out how Zuckerberg built Facebook in 2005 without today's trendy tech stack buzzwords that junior devs think are mandatory for any project with more than 3 users. Back then, it was PHP, MySQL, and sheer determination—not Kubernetes clusters managing serverless functions with real-time edge replication while mining Bitcoin on the side. Next time your startup "needs" a microservice architecture to handle 12 users, remember: Facebook served millions with technology that would make modern architects clutch their mechanical keyboards in horror.

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kubernetes Memes

Just 15 More Years

Occasional Bouts Of Kubernetes Mania

Occasional Bouts Of Kubernetes Mania

Cat Vs Modern Infrastructure

Fixed It (Until The Next Outage)

Silence, Master Node Is Talking

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Now Get Out Before I Call Security

Cluster Migration Crisis

Kubernetes Saved Us So Much Money

The Overengineering Champion

Cheaper Than Therapy Too

No Way He Could Scale Without These Ones

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