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Is It Good Enough

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The classic "Mom, can we have X? No, we have X at home. X at home:" meme format but with Docker containers! The kid wants the sleek, professional Docker Whale, but mom says they already have Docker at home. Cut to what's actually at home: a janky container made of blue blocks that technically works but is clearly a homebrew container solution held together with duct tape and prayers. It's the perfect representation of enterprise Docker vs. that sketchy containerization script you wrote at 3 AM that somehow still passes all the tests.

The Cavern Of Cloud Computing Lies

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The cloud computing evolution depicted as a cave of lies! At the surface, we've got that ancient PC gathering dust under some desk—you know, the one IT forgot about but somehow still runs your company's critical payroll system. Dig deeper and you find EC2 instances, the "I'm totally in control of my infrastructure" phase. Go deeper still and there's Kubernetes, where DevOps engineers spend 80% of their time configuring YAML files and 20% explaining why everything is broken. And at the very bottom? "Serverless"—the promised land where servers supposedly don't exist, but you're actually just renting someone else's servers while sacrificing all debugging capabilities. The deeper you go, the more you pay for "simplicity" that requires a PhD to understand!

Web Scale But At What Cost

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Startup founders building their tech stack like they're preparing for a billion users on day one! 😂 That architecture diagram is the definition of premature optimization - 47 microservices, 23 databases, and enough Kubernetes clusters to host Netflix... all to serve exactly ZERO users. Classic case of "we might need this someday" syndrome while the actual product hasn't even launched! The irony of spending months architecting for theoretical scale when what you really need is your first customer. Talk about putting the cart before 500 horses!

Kubernetes Fetish

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When your containers die but Kubernetes just keeps resurrecting them! 💀⚰️ The comic perfectly captures that feeling when you're trying to debug why your app is crashing, but Kubernetes is like that overprotective parent who won't let their child experience failure. "Is it dead? WHO KNOWS?!" Meanwhile, Kubernetes is frantically spawning replacements before you can even check the logs. Self-healing infrastructure is great until you're desperately trying to kill something that refuses to stay dead! It's like fighting zombies in a container graveyard!

Devops

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7 days ago 75.7K views 1 shares

Oh, the classic "I've been nodding along in meetings for 6 months" syndrome! This poor soul has reached that critical point in every tech project where admitting ignorance feels more terrifying than continuing the charade. Meanwhile, production is probably on fire, deployments are failing, and this person's search history is just "what is devops" and "how to pretend you understand kubernetes." The irony is that actual DevOps engineers spend half their careers explaining what DevOps actually is... to people who should already know!

Mission Impossible

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Ah yes, the three sacred commandments of modern software development. Nothing says "I'm a serious engineer" like implementing microservices for your todo app that gets 3 visitors per month. The best part is watching junior devs implement Kubernetes clusters for projects that could run on a Raspberry Pi from 2012. We're all just one obscure Rust framework away from that FAANG offer letter.

Yes

Cloud Devops Hardware Kubernetes AWS

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Ah, the eternal DevOps dilemma! On the left, we have fancy cloud services with their shiny logos and enterprise pricing that makes your CFO cry. On the right, those dusty beige towers sitting under someone's desk that were "temporarily" put there in 2003. The beauty of those floor desktops? They're practically free if you raid the storage closet, they're ALL YOURS (no AWS outage notifications at 2am), and that sweet, sweet fan noise that sounds like a jet engine during compile time. Who needs expensive white noise machines? Sure, cloud gives you scalability, but nothing scales quite like the pride of telling management "we saved $10k this quarter by using Dave's old gaming PC as our build server."

Not Easyto Findthatmany People

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25 days ago 78.0K views 0 shares

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The Current Job Market

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[text] 2020 Company We hope you have a pulse because were about to pay you 100k and teach you everything you need to know Me Yay Im a software engineer 2024 Company You must know SQL Java Kubernetes Docker AWS Terraform Jenkins CICD C ServiceNow NoSQL GraphQL Typescript Spring SpringBoot Selenium Maven JUnit Javascript Jest NodeJS MongoDB Angular HTML CSS TCP IP Linux Virtualization TLS GCP Bash have active security clearance masters degree CS or related field and mi um 10 years of experience. Please provide cover letter academic transcript and 3 professional references. Posted now. Entry level role 22.50hr. 800 applications job expired. made with mematic

We Should Use Kubernetes

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2 months ago 4.7K views 0 shares

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Content K8S IN CODE M8SONA -WHITE BOARD GENIEDI

Dev Ops In Five Days

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3 months ago 33.5K views 0 shares

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Learning K8s From You Tube

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3 months ago 4.2K views 0 shares

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Content "Kubernetes in just 10 easy steps" The steps:

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