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Deserves A Plaque

1 day ago 157.5K views 0 shares

You know what? This person just absolutely demolished the entire Electron apologist community with a single sentence. The logic is flawless and devastating. Sure, Electron "works on all platforms" because you're literally shipping an entire Chromium browser with your 2KB todo app. That's like saying a sledgehammer is the best tool for everything because it technically works on all types of nails. Yeah, it works. Your RAM just cries itself to sleep every night. The comparison is chef's kiss level savage because it highlights how "technically correct" doesn't mean "good" or even "acceptable." Just because something functions universally doesn't make it the right choice. Native apps exist for a reason, folks. But hey, at least we can write JavaScript everywhere now, right? Right?

JS Gives Nightmares

Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend

1 day ago 245.6K views 0 shares

Someone asks what language polyglot programmers dream in. First response: JavaScript. Second response delivers the killing blow: "He said dreams, not nightmares." JavaScript's type coercion, callback hell, and "undefined is not a function" errors have traumatized enough developers that it's apparently graduated from being a programming language to a sleep disorder. You know your language has issues when people need therapy just from reading [] + {} !== {} + [] . The brutal honesty here is chef's kiss. No elaborate roast needed—just a simple correction that cuts deeper than any stack trace.

What The Sigma

React Webdev Security Javascript Programming

2 days ago 220.3K views 0 shares

The eternal cycle of React development: you close your eyes for a brief moment of peace, and boom—another CVE drops. It's like playing whack-a-mole with your dependencies, except the moles are security vulnerabilities and the hammer is your rapidly deteriorating mental health. React's ecosystem moves so fast that by the time you finish your morning coffee, three new vulnerabilities have been discovered, two packages you depend on are deprecated, and someone on Twitter is already dunking on your tech stack. The tinfoil hat cat perfectly captures that paranoid developer energy when you realize your "npm audit" output looks like a CVE encyclopedia. Pro tip: Just run npm audit fix --force and pray nothing breaks. What could possibly go wrong?

Electron Apps Vs My RAM

Javascript Webdev Windows Programming Debugging

4 days ago 239.8K views 0 shares

Discord literally had to implement a self-destruct feature because it was eating so much RAM that it became a liability. When your app is such a memory hog that you need to add a "restart before I crash the entire system" failsafe, maybe—just maybe—wrapping a website in Chromium wasn't the best architectural decision. The fact that 4GB is the threshold tells you everything. That's more RAM than entire operating systems used to need. But hey, at least Discord is self-aware enough to restart itself. Most Electron apps just sit there, bloated and unrepentant, slowly consuming your system resources like a digital black hole until you manually kill them. Fun fact: Each Electron app bundles its own copy of Chromium. So if you're running Discord, Slack, VS Code, and Spotify simultaneously, congratulations—you're running four separate browsers just to use what could've been native apps or actual websites.

Svelte Is Better

React Webdev Javascript Frontend

5 days ago 219.6K views 0 shares

You know what's wild? The frontend framework wars have gotten so tribal that people will confidently argue about which one is superior without ever touching the "inferior" one. It's like reviewing a restaurant you've never been to based on Yelp comments. React devs catching strays from Svelte enthusiasts who sleep peacefully knowing they've never had to deal with useEffect dependencies or the joy of explaining why you need three different state management libraries. Meanwhile, they're out here living their best life with reactive declarations and no virtual DOM overhead. The real kicker? Both frameworks will be replaced by something else in 2 years anyway. Sweet dreams, framework warriors.

I Love Living On The Edge

Javascript Webdev Security Devops React

6 days ago 223.3K views 0 shares

The ultimate developer crossroads: take the left path and risk your entire codebase exploding from ancient vulnerabilities in packages you haven't touched since 2019, or take the right path and watch your build fail spectacularly because some genius decided to push breaking changes in a minor version update. The left side gives you React2Shell vibes—probably running on dependencies so old they remember when jQuery was cool. The right side? Shai-Hulud, the giant sandworm from Dune, representing the chaos that emerges when you run npm update and suddenly 47 things break in production. Both paths lead to pain. Pick your poison: security nightmares or spending your Friday evening debugging why your app suddenly can't find module 'left-pad'.

I Am Built Different

React Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

6 days ago 205.8K views 0 shares

Your body is literally optimized for survival, reproduction, and energy conservation. But here you are, a biological marvel powered by mitochondria and ATP, running a JavaScript framework that re-renders the entire DOM every time someone breathes near a state variable. The skeleton knows what's up—it's grinding those bones into dust converting JSX into browser-compatible JavaScript, then watching React's reconciliation algorithm desperately try to figure out which components changed. Your CPU fans are screaming, your RAM is crying, and somewhere deep in your system monitor, a process called "node" is consuming 4GB just to display a button. Meanwhile, your ancestors survived saber-toothed tigers with less computational effort than it takes your laptop to run `npm install`. Evolution really didn't prepare us for the bundle size of modern web development.

Heroes And Villains

Debugging Webdev C++ Javascript Programming

6 days ago 198.5K views 2 shares

This comic brilliantly captures how different dev roles handle bugs with wildly different energy levels. JavaScript devs panic-flee from bugs like they're on fire (accurate), then copy-paste Stack Overflow solutions while literally burning, and convince themselves the weight of technical debt is totally fine. Classic. Backend devs go full Batman mode—methodically tracking down bugs with detective skills, then hunting down whichever dev committed the cursed code. The cape is metaphorical but the intimidation is real. Web devs are Spider-Man releasing bugs into production, then trying to "organize" them (read: make it worse), until someone yells "SUDO" and they have no choice but to comply. The power of root commands compels you! Technical Support are the Jedi mind-tricking users that obvious bugs are "features." Three times. With a straight face. It's not a crash, it's an unexpected exit feature! QA is literally Godzilla destroying everything in sight, then casually leaving. Their job is chaos, and they're excellent at it. C++ devs can't find bugs because they're too busy dealing with segfaults, memory leaks, and undefined behavior. Solution? Rage quit with rm -rf and the Infinity Gauntlet. If you can't fix it, delete everything.

Npm Install

Javascript Webdev Algorithms Frontend Backend

6 days ago 273.3K views 0 shares

The JavaScript ecosystem in a nutshell. Asked to solve a basic algorithmic problem? Just install a package for it. Why reinvent the wheel when someone's already published is-prime to npm with 47 dependencies, half of which are deprecated? The interviewer's face says it all—equal parts confusion, disbelief, and grudging respect for the audacity. Because let's be real, in production you'd probably use a library too. But maybe, just maybe, you should know how to check if a number is divisible by anything other than 1 and itself without reaching for your package manager.

Bring Back jQuery

Javascript Webdev React Programming Frontend

7 days ago 395.7K views 0 shares

Remember when your entire project was like 50KB? Yeah, me neither. Now you need to install 847 dependencies just to center a div. That node_modules folder has become so comically massive it's basically a black hole that consumes disk space faster than you can say "npm install." Modern web development: where your actual code is 2KB but your dependencies weigh more than a small car. Meanwhile jQuery is sitting there like "I was 30KB and did everything you needed" but nobody wants to hear it because we're too busy configuring webpack for the 47th time. Fun fact: The average node_modules folder contains more files than the number of stars visible to the naked eye. Okay I made that up, but it feels true.

Developers In 2020 Vs 2025

AI Webdev Algorithms Javascript Programming

7 days ago 300.7K views 1 shares

The evolution of developer laziness has reached its final form. In 2020, some poor soul manually hardcoded every single number check like they were writing the Ten Commandments of Boolean Logic. "If it's 0, false. If it's 1, true. If it's 2, false..." Someone really sat there and typed out the entire pattern instead of just using the modulo operator like num % 2 === 0 . Fast forward to 2025, and we've collectively given up on thinking altogether. Why bother understanding basic math operations when you can just ask an AI to solve it for you? Just yeet the problem at OpenAI and pray it doesn't hallucinate a response that breaks production. The best part? The AI probably returns the hardcoded version from 2020 anyway. We went from reinventing the wheel to not even knowing what a wheel is anymore. Progress! 🚀

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