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Eslint After One Line Of Code

2 hours ago 44.3K views 0 shares

You literally just declared a class. You haven't even written a constructor yet. But ESLint is already throwing hands like you committed a war crime against code quality. The audacity to complain about unused variables when the ink isn't even dry on your first line is peak linter energy. It's like having a backseat driver who starts screaming before you've even left the driveway. Yes, ESLint, I know it's unused—I just created it 0.2 seconds ago. Let me breathe. Let me live. Let me at least finish my thought before you judge my entire architectural decision. The best part? You're probably going to use it in the next line, but ESLint doesn't care about your future plans. It lives in the eternal now, where every unused declaration is a personal attack on its existence.

For That Modern Web Feeling

Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend

14 hours ago 182.0K views 0 shares

Someone literally wrote 15 lines of JavaScript to make a page fade out. You know what else makes a page disappear? Closing the tab. Takes zero lines of code. But no, we need to set the page opacity to 30%, create a spinner element with inline styles that would make any CSS developer weep, position it dead center with transforms (because apparently flexbox is too mainstream), add a linear infinite rotation animation with hardcoded pixel dimensions, append it to the body, wait 750ms, then fade everything out and remove the spinner. All of this to simulate "loading" when the function literally does nothing except waste three-quarters of a second of the user's life. Modern web development is just adding spinners to make users think something important is happening. Spoiler: it's not. The best part? The setTimeout callback has an empty action() function. Chef's kiss. Peak web engineering right there.

Confusion Of Da Highest Orda

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1 day ago 165.0K views 0 shares

Congratulations, you've created a monster. What started as innocent sarcasm has now spiraled into a beautiful nightmare where your friend is writing code that looks like let numeroDeUsuarios = 42; while reading JavaScript documentation in English. The cognitive dissonance must be LEGENDARY. Imagine debugging sessions where half the codebase is in Spanish and the other half is whatever language autocomplete decided to vomit out that day. Stack Overflow answers? Useless. Error messages? In English. Variable names? ¡En español, amigo! Your friend has accidentally invented the most chaotic bilingual programming experience known to humanity. The real tragedy? He probably thinks he's doing it RIGHT because Duolingo gave him a little green owl of approval. Someone stop him before he starts naming functions obtenerDatosDelServidor() and wonders why his team wants to quit.

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C++ Algorithms Javascript Programming Python

2 days ago 293.6K views 0 shares

C++ devs catching strays here. The tweet claims C++ is "easy mode" because the compiler optimizes your garbage code into something performant. Then it drops the hot take that *real* programming mastery is shown by writing efficient code in Python or JavaScript—languages where you can't hide behind compiler optimizations. The irony is palpable. C++ is notorious for being one of the most unforgiving languages out there—manual memory management, undefined behavior lurking around every corner, and template errors that look like Lovecraftian nightmares. Meanwhile, Python and JavaScript are interpreted languages where you can literally concatenate strings in a loop a million times and watch your performance tank because there's no compiler to save you from yourself. It's like saying "driving a manual transmission car is easy mode, but driving an automatic requires true skill because you have to be efficient with the gas pedal." The mental gymnastics are Olympic-level.

I Have New Project That Requires JS

Javascript Webdev React Programming Frontend

2 days ago 210.3K views 0 shares

You know how language learners are told to immerse themselves and talk to native speakers? Well, when you're learning JavaScript, the "natives" are a chaotic bunch of framework warriors who've been arguing about semicolons since 2009. Instead of helpful guidance, you get three different opinions on whether to use React, Vue, or Angular, a lecture about why you should've used TypeScript, and someone aggressively suggesting you rewrite everything in Rust. Good luck finding a coherent answer when one dev swears by callbacks, another worships promises, and the third has ascended to async/await enlightenment. Learning JS by talking to JS developers is like asking for directions and getting a philosophical debate about the nature of roads.

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Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

3 days ago 223.2K views 0 shares

We've finally reached peak dystopia: even your terminal needs an ad-supported subscription model. Remember when you could just npm install without being subjected to a 30-second unskippable ad about car insurance? Yeah, those were the days. The future looks bleak when you're sitting there, existentially exhausted, waiting for Raid Shadow Legends to finish pitching you their game just so you can install a package that's probably deprecated anyway. At least the ads will buffer faster than your build process. Fun fact: By 2030, your IDE will probably pause mid-autocomplete to show you a sponsored suggestion. "Did you mean console.log() ? This debug statement is brought to you by NordVPN."

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Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

3 days ago 126.8K views 0 shares

Oh, the dystopian future we've been promised! By 2030, developers won't just be battling merge conflicts and dependency hell—they'll be sitting through UNSKIPPABLE advertisements just to install a package. Imagine needing to urgently fix a production bug at 3 AM, running npm install , and then being forced to watch a 30-second ad about cloud services you can't afford while your app burns in the background. The soul-crushing exhaustion on this character's face? That's the look of someone who's already watched 9 ads and is contemplating whether switching to Yarn or pnpm would spare them this torture. Spoiler alert: it won't. The ad overlords are coming for ALL package managers. Welcome to the monetized hellscape where even your dependencies come with commercial breaks!

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Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

4 days ago 224.7K views 0 shares

Oh, the absolute HORROR of our dystopian future! Picture it: 2030, you're just trying to vibe and code in peace, maybe install a simple package, and suddenly you're trapped in an endless hellscape of unskippable advertisements. Want to run npm install ? Sure thing, buddy—just watch these 10 ads first! Need that dependency? Better grab some popcorn because you're about to get the full cinematic experience of car insurance commercials and mobile game ads. The way we're heading with everything becoming ad-supported and monetized, it's only a matter of time before even our beloved package managers start pulling this nonsense. "Your free trial of JavaScript has expired. Please watch this 30-second ad to access semicolons." The exhausted, dead-inside expression? That's not just tiredness—that's the soul-crushing realization that capitalism has finally invaded your terminal window. RIP peaceful coding sessions.

Is There Even Any Safe Browser?

Security Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

6 days ago 149.5K views 0 shares

When you work at Google and realize that cookie consent banners are just UX theater. The code literally says "if user accepts cookies, collect their data. else... also collect their data." It's the illusion of choice wrapped in GDPR compliance paperwork. The autocomplete suggestion "abc data" is the cherry on top—like the IDE is trying to help you remember all the different data collection endpoints you've built. "Was it abc data? Or xyz data? Oh wait, it's ALL the data." Spoiler alert: There is no safe browser. They're all just different flavors of data collection with varying levels of honesty about it. At least Google's upfront about monetizing your existence.

Sad Unemployment Tears

Javascript Webdev React Programming Frontend

6 days ago 136.3K views 0 shares

Bootcamps out here watching the tech job market burn like a dystopian hellscape while desperately trying to sell their $25k JavaScript courses. Nothing says "great investment" quite like spending the price of a decent used car to learn React hooks while senior devs with 10 years of experience are getting ghosted by recruiters. The timing couldn't be worse—it's like selling swimming lessons on the Titanic. These bootcamps promised you'd be making six figures in 3 months, but forgot to mention that "junior developer" positions now require 5 years of experience, a CS degree, and the ability to single-handedly architect a distributed system. But hey, at least you'll know how to center a div... for only 25 grand.

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Gamedev Webdev Javascript Frontend

7 days ago 190.8K views 0 shares

The pool senpai has dropped the most cursed wisdom known to the dev world. Game development being "just more dynamic frontend engineering" is like saying brain surgery is just advanced haircutting because you work on the head. Sure, both involve rendering pixels on screens, but one's dealing with React state management while the other's optimizing physics engines, managing memory like their life depends on it, and crying over shader compilation errors at 3 AM. Frontend devs push buttons and make divs look pretty. Game devs push polygons and make GPUs scream. Totally the same thing, right? The sheer audacity of this statement is what makes it beautiful. It's technically wrong in every way that matters, yet somehow you can see the twisted logic if you squint hard enough.

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Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

7 days ago 185.3K views 0 shares

So everyone's screaming about JavaScript being terrible, but then you look at how developers actually get the current year in production code. Instead of just using new Date().getFullYear() , some genius decided to hardcode "2025" wrapped in a beautiful mess of <footer><small> tags that don't even close properly. The closing </small> is chilling AFTER the text instead of wrapping it correctly. Maybe JavaScript isn't the problem. Maybe it's the developers who refuse to use it correctly. This footer will be hilariously outdated in about 365 days, and some poor soul will have to manually update it while the rest of the internet just... uses a date function like normal people. The real kicker? They're complaining about hardcoded YEARS while literally hardcoding a year. Chef's kiss. 💋👌

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