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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

If it ain't broke Memes

Posts tagged with If it ain't broke

Hanging By A Thread But Still Working

Programming Devops Debugging Testing
23 days ago 101.3K views 0 shares
Hanging By A Thread But Still Working
OH. MY. GOD. That traffic light is LITERALLY my codebase right now! Hanging by a thread, defying all laws of software engineering, yet somehow still signaling "STOP" like a boss! 💅 The absolute AUDACITY of that red light to keep functioning when it should have crashed and burned ages ago. It's giving "I wrote this at 3 AM fueled by energy drinks and spite" energy and I am LIVING for it! We've all been there - your code is held together with digital duct tape and prayers, but somehow it passes all the tests. Ship it, honey! If it works, DON'T TOUCH IT!

Don't Get Burned

Programming Devops Debugging Testing Frontend
1 month ago 92.5K views 0 shares
Don't Get Burned
The sacred commandment of software development! Homer grabbing that "IF IT WORKS, DON'T TOUCH IT" advice slip with the desperation of someone who's broken production at least five times this sprint. The allure of "FREE PROGRAMMING ADVICE" quickly transforms into the cold, hard reality that refactoring working code is like performing heart surgery on a marathon runner mid-race. The true wisdom in our field isn't writing clever algorithms—it's knowing when to back away from the keyboard and let sleeping code lie.

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