That moment when you dive into Haskell and suddenly realize your entire programming existence has been a lie. "Where is the loop?" is the functional programming equivalent of a fish asking "where is the bicycle?" Pure functional languages don't do loops—they do recursion and higher-order functions like it's no big deal. Meanwhile, you're standing there like John Travolta, coat in hand, wondering if you accidentally downloaded a programming language or an abstract math thesis. Welcome to Haskell, where imperative programmers come to question their reality.
A Haskell Noob
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