A Haskell Noob

Content EVERYDAY DAY OF A DEVELOPER sat down to do something new. ..and broke something old I fixed something old... .. and finished the work day

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The embedded systems world is having a full-blown affair with C/C++ while giving Rust the cold shoulder. Despite Rust's memory safety guarantees and zero-cost abstractions, embedded devs keep crawling back to their toxic exes C and C++. It's like watching someone choose dial-up when fiber is available because "we've always done it this way." The embedded community's relationship status with C/C++ is definitely: "It's complicated" – and by complicated, I mean "refusing to move on despite all the segfaults and buffer overflows."

Content There two types of programmers when they can't access the server: LOA

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of comparing artists to programmers! 😱 Artists are over there WEEPING DRAMATICALLY when someone uses their precious painting, while programmers are having a full-on SPARKLY-EYED ANIME MELTDOWN of pure joy when someone actually uses their code! We spend 97 hours debugging that monstrosity and you're ACTUALLY USING IT?! *faints dramatically* The validation we crave is so pathetic it's actually adorable. While artists are like "my artistic soul is being exploited," programmers are like "SOMEONE FOUND MY GITHUB REPO? IS THIS REAL LIFE?!" The bar is literally on the floor for our happiness. It's fine. We're fine. *twitch*

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