Sorry Mom, I'm Dating My JSON Parser

haskell Functional programming Json parser Developer life Mom texts Programming priorities Single developer Coding over dating Monads Type safety

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Sorry Mom, I'm Dating My JSON Parser

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Mom's text arrives just as our hero is deep in the functional programming rabbit hole, writing a JSON parser in Haskell with only 111 lines of code. Dating? Relationships? Sorry Mom, I'm currently in a committed relationship with monads and type safety. The irony is perfect - while Mom hopes for grandchildren, this developer is giving birth to elegant parsing algorithms instead. Who needs romance when you can spend your evenings with curried functions that never complain about your coding habits?

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