Sorry Mom, I'm Dating My JSON Parser

haskell Developer life Functional programming Type safety Monads Programming priorities Json parser Mom texts Single developer Coding over dating

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Sorry Mom, I'm Dating My JSON Parser

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Mom's text arrives just as our hero is deep in the functional programming rabbit hole, writing a JSON parser in Haskell with only 111 lines of code. Dating? Relationships? Sorry Mom, I'm currently in a committed relationship with monads and type safety. The irony is perfect - while Mom hopes for grandchildren, this developer is giving birth to elegant parsing algorithms instead. Who needs romance when you can spend your evenings with curried functions that never complain about your coding habits?

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