debug Memes

Papa Murphys Intern Tests In Prod

Papa Murphys Intern Tests In Prod
Ah, the classic case of "I thought this was the test environment" syndrome! Some poor developer at Papa Murphy's just learned the hard way that their test notifications went straight to every customer's iPhone. First comes the generic "test push message in iphone" (repeated for good measure), followed by "iOS ranjith push message" - looks like we've identified our culprit! Ranjith is having a very bad day at the office right now. The production database just got a live demo of what happens when you skip the staging environment. Their customers got free entertainment instead of pizza deals!

What Programmers Do

whatProgrammersDo | programmer-memes, program-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Coding Documehting Debugging Meetings Testing Googling Copy--Paste Chat-GPT-ing What people think A programmer does What a programmer does most of the time and the latest one elve 20230929

Just Got Accepted Into Mc Faang

justGotAcceptedIntoMcFAANG | engineer-memes, engineering-memes, debugging-memes, bug-memes, machine-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, database-memes, list-memes, algorithm-memes, debug-memes, algorithms-memes, cli-memes, mac-memes, pip-memes, nosql-memes, pipeline-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content After thousands of applications, I just accepted an offer from a McFAANG company! Shitpost Don't want to specify which one, but I'm super excited to finally be working at a top tier McFAANG company! I will be in a Forward Deployed Food Engineering Specialist role! Some of my job responsibilities include: Building ETL pipelines to extract frozen patties from the FREEZER database and transforming them into ready made burgers Deriving insights and analysis on client orders from the cash register Managing real-time NoSQL (No Salt Queue Layer) deployments for french fry processing Maintaining high-throughput IO operations at drive-through queuing interface while ensuring sub-60-second response times Implementing mission-critical data cleaning protocols using proprietary mop-based algorithms Debugging ice cream machines I'm extremely excited to receive a base TC of over 280k (per decade) for my first job out of college! If anyone wants some tips or tricks, feel free to ask

I see your GitHub jokes and I raise you QBASIC jokes.

I see your GitHub jokes and I raise you QBASIC jokes. | bug-memes, git-memes, github-memes, debug-memes, search-memes, microsoft-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content File Edit View Search Run Debug Uptions Untitled Help Welcome to Microsoft (R) QuickBASIC Version 4.50 (C) Copyright Microsoft Corporation, 1985-1988. All rights reserved. Simultaneously published in the U.S. and Canada. Press Enter to see the QuickBASIC Survival Guide Press ESC to clear this dialog box Immediate F1Help EnterExecute EscCancel TabNext Field Arrow Next Item

When my boss does not know the difference between coding and debugging

When my boss does not know the difference between coding and debugging | coding-memes, code-memes, debugging-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOU TOOK 3 DAYS TO WRITE 2 LINES OF GODE? VES

D Eb Ug Gi Ng

dEbUgGiNg | developer-memes, web-memes, website-memes, debugging-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, image-memes, object-memes, debug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] JAvirgen object Object When testing our website sometimes give myself a silly name and choose an image of the broken image as an avatar just to keep the developers busy.

Object Object

objectObject | web-memes, website-memes, try-memes, bug-memes, forms-memes, object-memes, debug-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Me writing object Object into forms on websites dont like The dev trying to reproduce and debug it

Debugging Is Cool

debuggingIsCool | programmer-memes, program-memes, debugging-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes, documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Jakob u0000 jesrb 6 hours of debugging can save you 5 minutes of reading documentation

Wait Come Back

waitComeBack | code-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content LLMs one prompt after asking them to debug the code they just wrote:

Python Is Very Intuitive

PythonIsVeryIntuitive | python-memes, bug-memes, terminal-memes, debug-memes, console-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content X 0 y 0 5 6 7 while True: X 1 y 1 9 10 11 12 PROBLEMS if x is y: print (f"x: equal!") else: print (f" (x: Not equal!") break OUTPUT DEBUG CONSOLE TERMINAL POr 254: equal! 255: equal! 256: equal! 257: Not equal!

Print Is The Og

printIsTheOG | bug-memes, debug-memes, debugger-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content junior dev watching me write print statements instead of using a debugger kusho.ai

A Different Time

aDifferentTime | programmer-memes, program-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes, search-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 90s programmer starter pack Sessen include cal loc.h include (stalib.h include string "include sarantees. include class Arc : public Ci int StartAndlea public: constructor Arc(int Initx, int inc Initenanng unid Shout? 23:1 File Loca Debug Pro iect. LISTDEMO.CPP for itoad for strenuO Turbo Cos Version 3.0 Conuright (c) 1990. 1992 bu ThAT TARGET ART TATARTE ingle, Code Data F1 Help E pauseaun) in 2000 ST DENNSTIPING TCPIP IS 1 TEACH YOURSELF Visual Basic 3.0 Advanced C TIE THE CE PROGRAMMING BRIAN W KERNIHE DENNISMRI Mar BACKUP!